Hooray for Holy Woo-O-O

The No but thanks for asking Theatre presents..."Now
Listen Body by Fischler and let me EDGE=cate thee
about Hollywood and the Record Business.....now pay
attention...."

--- Steve Fischler <zbestwun2001@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

>
> Biff-A-Rammmaah,
>
> Ain't dis da same Pat Nolan that just gave you one
> of
> the 3 pennies that you made of your 2 contract
> deals.
>
> Cuz if it is....oh me  oh my, whooooosh.......you be
> pizzzing this dude off it seems.
>
> What cha gonna duuuu when that check for 1 penny
> bounces and your only gots 2 pennies left......oh me
> oh my...
>
> Pat you gots a mean ole Biff-Miester on a RAGE it
> seems....shit, and howdi hi bob....I bet he is your
> star artist also on the lable.  Afta All vaht label
> would call it's self RUNT or GRUNT???? Oh Wait, Da
> starship gots Grunt I think.
>
> Neva heard of ya....in all my years in
> hOLLYwIERD....
> AND dey numba many....
>
> Buuuuuyah Patty  Buuuuuuya.
>
> BBFH

Dear Body by Fischler....Thom More is
singer,songwriter and an old b. rose fan..he turned
PAT THOMAS A and R of RUNT Records out of Berkeley
onto Biff and Pat Thomas gave me two pennies top
sign..they will be releasing my first two albums in
the Fall...Thom More is referred to as the BIG TOME
more and More...he introduced me to Jenny Rockwell,
Libraian who said, "I want to marry you " and "Will
you paint my body?"... so she will be flying out her
sept. 15 to see if we communicate as well in person as
on the phone and thru e-mail and thru our blog
ca,es...check out biffrose.blogspot.com ...jenny
rockwell is aka ROCKY and SAUNDRA..all three of them
adore me because I disrespect each of them in a
socially acceptable manner ..er...womanner....ROCKY
is..well..we have kinda a rocky relation....Jenny
..well....ah'm just talkin' bout mah jen jen jennifer
ration..and Saundra...I just made that up to get the
other two off the hook and give me someone to TALK to
who's TOTALLY affected.....Pat Nolan is a groupie I
met in 1972 at Richard Harding's Quiet Knoight in
Chicago...where I was Headlining and JIM CROCE was
opening....I could not believe people ame to see him
sing songs structured like the early sixties folk
music..i thot we had outgrown that/....his epitaph is
"I Have A Name"...right.....Pattie and Adrian were
groupies..both weighed a ton and blocked the sidewalk
so I took them both to bed and after that Pattie gtrew
attached to me in a groveling manner and Adrian
married a Martin Mull poster....by 1976 I returned to
Holluywood after living in my van six years and Jeff
Wald Helen Reddy's husband said, "Biff's back...hey
biff...ya got some some change waiting for you at A
and M..." It was eight thousand dollars..royalties
having accumulated due to David Bowie feeling guilty
for trying to do MY music and paying me tribute so I
started a record compant called DOWNPAT RECORDS and
made Pattie Nolan the President as she was
undefines..unrefined but marched in the streets with a
billion other fat feminists wanting to get laid..she
sold a thousand of my 7th album Roast Beef....and then
as I wrote my 8th album..THEE MESSIAH ALBUM....women
started gathering and Pattie grew so insanely jealous
I had to get Biblical on her.....I left America to
teach at a German University...1982-4...residence then
came back where Pattie needed help..she's blind in one
eye...literally can't see much out the other...went
under the knife..I house sat..that was our
closest...jan.85...by june i hooked up with DURTTY
NELLIE'S a low rent comedy club ijn Palatine..a white
burb of chi...patti was tangential to the theatre
unfolding in "Palestine"......George Carlin came to
perform at Durty Nellie's.....Prof. Irwin Corey...Gabe
Kaplan had to cancel due to a poker match in
Vegas..David Letterman was scheduled to come to
Palestine for Christmas but I sent a LETTER, man ,to
KING DAVID telling him...trouble was brewing...the
little guy who called himself "the little guy" was
going back on his word to let my Goddaughter..his
daughter HEADLINE for Letterman...if you really want
to know details...i will supply them....Carlin came
August 16th...i think...1985..tickets were twenty five
bucks....tickets were a bar of soap you were supposed
to wash your mouth out with cuz it
s the mid west...I advertised George on the marquee as
George O'Carlin...all the performers I advertised as
IRISH cuz it was DURTY NELLIE'S ..an old Irish legend
against the brits...a rat in a beer....pissed off the
redcoast in 17 something....George stared up at the
marquee...stared at the apostrophe...George
O'Carlin....see The Little Guy who wants to be a
comedian moved to Hollywood and when he'd run into
stars or half stars in Von's or Safeway he'd say as he
did Carlin.."George Carlin...I love your work..and my
wife Joan is having our fourth child JOSH and we'd
like YOU to be GODFATHER...." george said o.k. ..then
he met me at some off track comedy boite across the
street sideways from hollywood high and said "Biff
Rose....i certainly admire your work and me and my
wife Joan would like YOU to be the Godfather of our
FIFTH child Joy Gabriells..." so I said yes and in
august 1986 george and i posed for the photos as
godfathers to Josh and Hoy and george took me on the
raod for four concerts cuz he saw i was poor and
humble but rich with the spirit of the LOWERED plus he
stared at the apostrophe in "O'Carlin and said.."Ya
know it's funny. my manager is Gerold Hamza and he's
Lebanese and HAMZA in Lebanese means APOSTROPHE.." so
that's the story of sell out in hollywood in contrast
to GIVE OUT IN PALESTINE..the manager you call to get
the BIG BUCKS..HE's the broker..between the O ...the
end...and the carlin.....I am the O and the A..the
omega and the alpha the N and the beginning but that's
too e-soteric for now...what was the question..oh
yes..Pat Nolan...she was left out of all these
partyings in Palestine and couldn't really abide not
being center stage and still can't..but she'll just
have to now won't she.....ask specific questions Mr.
Hollywood....remember we are a nation caught between
two oceans of thought ..the Frantic and
Specific...with a gulf between the two...yo......b.
> --- paul rose <biffrose2020@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > The World Wide Smoke,Fire and Brimstone Theatre
> > presents...."The Record Biz"
> >
> > Dear Madame President Pat Nolan of Downpat
> > Records....in response to your letter below....i
> > didn't "WISH" anyone dead who isn't already "dead"
> > and
> > you're goddam right...I'm a mean son of a bitch
> and
> > I'm gonna get MEANER than that and I MEAN
> > BUSINESS...and that's the Golden "MEAN" meaning
> the
> > gold in the middle of the rainbow's pothead when
> all
> > is in perfect Mother focus mothuhphuckuh you
> simple
> > dip shit cunt wipe no offense meant and i'm sure
> > none
> > was taken and furthermore.....Jenny ...Jenny Jenny
> > won't you come along with me jenny jenny woo jenny
> > jenny...together we are going to teach YOU and
> that
> > DORKbrain you are MARRIED to just what "marriage"
> is
> > all about bitch...you are the Institution of
> > marriage
> > cuz you both belong in an INSTITUTION....you had
> to
> > GET married cuz you can't BEE married like me and
> > jenny jenny jenny won't you come along with
> > me...talkin' about mah jen jen jennifer
> > ration.....jenny rocky saundra...all three of us
> are
> > establishing the instant TOOTIN' of
> > marriage...tootin'
> > our own hornies...open to announcing our poetry to
> > the
> > world and backing you ass hole/ah soul. our soul
> > retardoze up against the wall mothuhphuckuh...you
> > phucked with the WRONG ROSIE when you phuckjed
> with
> > my
> > marriage in the instant of TOOTIN"..the
> > insta-tootin'
> > of marriage as SOUP-earier to the Institution of
> > marriage which i as jesus shun and shunned as the
> > InstituSHUN of marriage...something you "get" ..my
> > black ass bitch...and the joy you might have felt
> in
> > being open to the love I feel for what's Rosey
> when
> > it
> > comes to candy and dough and Rosemary Candido for
> > our
> > little film "Biff's baby Rosemary"...well..don't
> get
> > me started.....why do you think The Wedding Feat
> and
> > I
> > "MEAN" FEAST... at Cana where Jesus turned the
> water
> > into wine only features JESUS by name and nobody
> > even
> > REMEMBERS the names of whoever in the phuck "GOT"
> > married...cuz it's NOT IMPORTANT to "GET"
> > married..it's important to B married even if it's
> > only
> > A marriage in a B movie....THIS is the
> screen..this
> > computer video feasting on the beloved....the
> > preception...of course
> > I'm only the ARTIST...YOU'RE the PRESIDENT of the
> > company but I MADE you and I will BREAK you for
> EVER
> > putting down one of my little ones..they are
> > precious
> > to me....why just the other day jenny jenny jenny
> > told
> > me K>K. DJ at Cal-Berkeley played my American
> Waltz
> > on
> > the college station...of all songs ! ....it's the
> > spirit of giving through selling and buying..it's
> > the
> > spirit of dying.....but we all love to dance our
> > American Waltz..it's our dream come false......but
> > we
> > LOVE it that way....and Monday I am going to send
> > Jenny jenny jenny a cd of my little hip hop
> > group...B-DAB from Detroit the brilliant hip hop
> > song
> > written by their leader Steven Foster...he alludes
> > to
> > ....we LOVE it that way !!!...and should be a real
> > sequential followup to american walts for
> > cal-berkely
> > and the Second Happening....NORTHEN California
> this
> > time...you remember SOUTHERN California don't
> > you...1968..Fill Your Heart with LOVE Today...you
> > remember don't you Madame Prez.....lollipops and
> > bubble gum//////
> >