Jimi Hendrix was a Field Hand ...a rap by b.rose

Jimi Hendrix was a Field Hand ......by b.rose

Jimi Hendrix was a field hand
workin' on a plantation, man
owned by Bobby Dylan HAM...bone..
...Jimi Hendrix never HAD his own

but I'm a MAN that got the GRAND SLAM
hittin' Ho' RUNZ fo' da Massa's...
kick dem jews and nigguhz asses...
MASSA'S HOME and that's what
War's For
N.A.S.A.'s

Out to Launch and
pad day wallets
fo' da Paunch'n'Judy Show
and blow the planet....yo...
and live on Pluto
eatin' Mars Bars

I'm the MAN that stays behind
kickin' you if you don't mind
according to your NEEDS
your husband's been AFFLICTED
and YOU got da KOOTCHIE CHEESE

yeah yo' husband's been a WIMP
a precious little IMP
when it comes to being a MAN ..he ISN'T
and THAT'S why it's called American IMP-
erialism
PRISON headin' for
the Heavy Light
sing'n'ZINGIN"
through the Night
real life Blackey
yo' MOVIE'S WHITE

I mean it's Ludicrous
the jelly's turned
to chocolate drops
inside the belly.....quiet...
hear the baby kickin' LOUD !!!
Ice Tea's all SPILLED
Ice CUBE'S PROUD

THAT'S what America NEEDS
another BLACK MOUTH FEEDS
and yo' husband..he's AFFLICTED
cuz YOU got da KOOTCHIE CHEESE
kootchie kootchie koo
mommy ...daddy DO love YOU

something slimey here that's fishy
hey I'm drowning all entangled
with this California Octopussy
WHERE'S MY DUCKIN' FICK
I NEED my fickin'rubber ducky
just to LOOK AT
call it lucky

got da nigguhz in a row
makin' SAFE movie by the sco'
please mister record man
can't you FEEL
I am real to reel and real
REALLY
can't you get me another record deal
this time a Touchy Feelie

so far all I've got is Fo'
been playin' SANTA with a Ho' Ho' Ho'
what's a white man DOIN' covered
with SOOT 'n' blundering
around for a BUSH to PUT
his Presence of BEING
just in time for Ol' Nick

under the ample underarm
swishin hiss in a panic
call Ol'SPIC
and some underwear to BOOT
for that Wife Man name of
Loom of the Fruit

then promptly promote
one Jimi Hendrix
to level of Houseboy Status
but the jew remains masked and anonymous
conducting War For
the HERO to get IN
through Rocky Rose's Heroin
and the addict whose soul died
from within
according to the NEEDS
of one AFFLICTED
'cuz his girlfriend got
da Kootchie Cheese

NOW she's gettin' MEAN
looks like he be GREEN
and the Big Tom More'n'More
she let the dickin'
comin' SOON to New Or-LEENZ
Rocky and Bullwinkle
soon to be seen

she's a BANK he MAY hold UP
in a STICK up
long as he don't STICK it in

Big Tom More'n'More
looks to hymn as to a DOOR
open to a whore
of Heaven Hellbent
for the prize
of Parrots telegraphing RIZE

RIZE is SPENT and Crumping Queenz of ol' time scrilla
hubba hubba thrillah dillah
kootchie kootchie
Son of Flicka
say, uh, CHEESE !