Blue Plate Special Pie Plate

The World Wide Web Theatre presents..."A Letter from
Serious"

> Hi Biff, how are you doing? I hope the heat and
> humidity is not getting to you.. Are you still
> performing at the Neutral Ground Coffeehouse? How
> many
> weeks till autumn starts in New Orleans? How will
> the
> Saints do this year?
> Hi Peter, I liked your song! I am sending you
> positive
> thoughts that you will be reunited with your family
> and will find a home.....did you hear about the
> space
> walk and how the space shuttle was repaired? They
> just
> put their minds to it...they made it strong in the
> broken places...We all can mend what is broken in
> our
> lives, I think. I hope that all will be much better
> in
> your life Peter. Take care, everyone....from
> Serious.

Dear Serious...you sound like you're awfully lonely
and could use a kiss.....the Saints will win the Super
Bowl...everybody knows that......Autumn will begin
officially on October 12th at two in the afternoon as
usual when cooler dryer air drifts through the French
Quarter from the north..until then ..we all enjoy
bathing for this fourth straight month in the
Notorious King Zulu African Sauna.... I have signed
this year with FOUR Record companies ....Greg
Clevenger the CEO of Wascals Wecords and Dee Wee Deez
makes waffles...simple waffles....one at a
time...butter...syrop...knife, fork and eat...Greg
lives in Kansas a RED STATE...that's ONE RECORD
company...TWO is RPM in London distributed by Cherry
Red Records....I just designed the cover for the Fall
release of a compilation Biff Rose cd....it is a self
portrait with my legendary red and white t-shirt
waving from a flagpole...the legend being the updating
or 2nd coming or "Second Helping of Christ" version as
"Take up Thy T-shirt and F0LLOW me...." ....instead of
" take up thy cross and follow me" which I leave to
the wooden people ..(wooden ya know it?)....who have
lost their way and have only a CHIP of a true cross
left so that they can carry that chip on their
shoulder....and the THIRD company I've signed with is
Runt Records in Berkeley. They've scheduled a Fall
release of Thorn and Chill for a double cd....and the
ads will feature Jenny Rockwell naked lying flat and
my painting of a mouse on her belly with its tongue
reaching down touching her pubic hair and the message
"Mousie Tongue" a play on words for Mao Tse Tung....to
round up the masses through Internet Lightning Bolts
of DOT COMmunism...and the FOURTH record company
is..... I have signed with "Kiss My Acetate Records"
out of Brooklyn,N.Y. which manufactures only 78 rpms
cuz they talk FAST in the Northeast corridor...
....Steve Espinola is CEO of "Kiss My Acetate" and we
made our first two 78 records two weeks ago....on PIE
PLATES...vinyl pie plates...I ate spaghetti and meat
sauce off of one then washed it in the sink...took
pictures... then played my career ..it was scratchy
like 78s of around 1925 are supposed to be..which is
what people want these days when they play 78s...and
the idea is to bring politics and entertainment
together for America. This will be achieved on August
24th in Olathe, Kansas . Greg Clevenger the CEO of
Wascals Wecords in Kansas which is a RED State makes
waffles with butter and syrop and I will EAT them off
of a BLUE STATE SPECIAL VINYL PIE PLATE cut just for
this occassion to bring BLUE states into America's
mainstream of eating as 78 people are fast talking and
from New York mostly and are hated by Red State people
because of the Democrats and Kerry and waffling....