The World Wild Web Accursed Theatre presents..."That
Goddam Rocky ^&%^$%#$@#!"
--- WSTMonster@aol.com wrote:
> Yassir, I'm a "B"liever and a non-transistor and
> proud to be part of the
> goop. Rocky & Biffwinkle in COWlorado? Hide the
> kids and store your nuts,
> there's gonna "B" a partay tonight!
>
> DAmN
Dear DAmN...that goddam Rocky got drunk and threatened
me on the phone last night about the time my daughter
at age nine..Terry Rose, pictured on album #5 Uncle
Jesus and Auntie Christ....said, "But where do you
draw the line?" Terry was swimming about 30 yards away
when Geraldine the Bagot lady who later married the
CROCKER BANK in California hopped on top...and
whatever tale Terry told her mom the FBI paid me a
visit...about a letter i sent Terry...sublimated into
a song on E-Stir Pa-Raid....album # seven hundred and
twelve....and when Rocky who's kinda square and pure
like your goddam wife mothuhphuckuh...when Rocky god
DAmN her hid said "Where do you draw the line...? I
figured I'd draw HER naked with a V between her legs
and a line for her pussu and call it the I. V. room
and sing "How we love those walls of Ivy" as Rocky has
booked me in the IVY ROOM, Albany, California a burb
of O-Land....Sunday, Sept. 11th, 2005...4 p.m. free
bar bee cue.....the flyer is my t-shirt and the legend
"Take up thy t-shirt and follow me"...the Moore Bros
will be opening....that's Sir Thomas Moore who
introduced me to Annex Time in the Boleyn Ali.....or
Big Time more and more...ah mean,suh...BIG TOM....and
also got me that record deal with Runt Records in case
it gets soft....then that bitsch threatened me with
WALTER saying something like she could turn against me
like walter but she won't remember cuz she was drunk
and this has happened before and she was drunk then
too so I'm fuming today because I had a dental
appointment at ten this morning at the LSU dental
school and all of West Africa transported to New
Orleans East was ahead of me and I was dragging my ass
as Rocky said she'd call and wake me up but she was
too drunk and I was falling asleep in the chair when
suddenly a cheer went up from all of Ah!
FREAK...uh.... waiting in line for gold caps in
front...some fat black bitsch had just won ninety
thousand dollars on The Price is Right....the roar in
the dental school was deafening....scared me into an
"Awakening"..the drills all
slipped...whoops....there's mah gold rollin' down the
floor........
>
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