Friday, August 12, 2005

State of the Church

The World Wide Web Second Coming of Christ
Mothuhphuckin' Theatre presents..."YOU, Pope Joan are
a MIRACLE!!!"

--- Jim <jc3llc@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

> hi biff, i enjoyed our visit. will you send the
> movie titles you suggested. your long term may be
> gone my short term is close to non existant.
> i will check the flight schedules today. joan

Dear Popey Joanie...I was just sitting , relaxing in
that little couch you know in my bedroom, curtains
drawn to hold in the cool and keep out the blast
furnace rising in the morning sky thinking, "Damn, I
didn't send Popey Joaney those movies"...I got up to
do it and there you were requesting it...that is a
great complement...complement with an "e"....your
memory byte mine a bit....the movie of note is "Happy
Endings"..see it...tell me a story..next "March of the
Penguins"...see it then tell me about love and
marriage......when things get cold between people
next: Ludakris..the hip hop singer starring in Hustle
and Flow...don't see it...it may excite and confuse
you too much....get back to me on this...thank you
so-o-o-o-o much caring about a flight or Amtrak to
Oakland...we can finalize the deal when i get to town
on aug.23rd....a hot show is brewing for OAKLAND and
it is a treasure to connect with that town and the
elegant hip hop rapper Rocky Rockwell a new age
groupie if there ever was one...YOU are able to
straddle the generations figuratively speaking.,,,,as
life springs from death so doth the Rocky Rose from
whatever's downpat..Pat was/is the president of my
Downpat Record Company of the mid to late 70's......an
obnoxious cyber predator now who stalks me on the
Internet.....she had her day in 76...and attempts to
dictate term,s of our relation..via the Internet..she
hates the Internet cuz she doesn't have a voice on the
INternet like YOU do Popey Joanie....you will always
be the calming voice that reduces the pomposities and
deceptions of the "walters" of the world into
simplicity for the masses...just what a true and
catholic pope is supposed to do...I know you hate that
"popey" epithet but too bad...we need a lady
popey...as the American Catholic Church takes over
from the Romans....with women in such key and equal
(as e-quality).."electric quality" positions...( on
your black, girl...)...plus it makes sense..it's not
just a "cwock"...now people unfamiliar with the
code...won't "get" CWOCK.....they won;t know right off
it's that Korean guy...KWOK..who built the website for
your Fire Smoke and Brimstone Torture Chamber Museum
and bar bee cue for the pits'n'pitted....but people
are interested in religion and what better way than
bitches and bruise...keep writing...tell your husband
I love him..watch him blush....if you wanna check out
my new electric groupie rising from the ashes of "Fat
Pat Obno" ...check out :
jennyrocky.blogspot.com.....we'll be doing a show in
Oakland Saturday Aug.10 in the Ivy Room ah
reckon...all the pasty bigwigs from Runt Records will
be there ( Pat Thomas A & R on kungas and Black
Panther retro t-shirt...and leopard skin hat...) to
launch my new and ska rocketing co-rear..her rear..my
rear..our co-rear....Rocly's ready...she even inquired
about heart attacks during...!!!!!!!!!....I told her i
had just been to the doctor that morning...a lady..Dr.
Lisa Kraft..and she wanted to make love right there on
the examination table///they like to feel the little
gray hairs around my chest scar..reminds them of their
grandmother's womb....now healed with Krusty Krunch
scar tissue....


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