My Record Deals

RPM Records of London president Mark Stratford said he wanted his label, RPM to issue a compilation cd by Biff Rose, singer songwriter.....I said o.k. being Biff...then I didn't hear from him...This was in early 2005. Then Pat Thomas , A and R of Runt Records in Berkeley said RUNT wanted to re-issue my first two cds...I said,"... well a company in England is interested but I haven't heard from them...."...Then I did...and Mark Stratford said they'd give me a penny....i said o.k. ...then Pat Thoams said Runt would give me two pennies and I said O.K....Pat knew about Mark....and said RUNT could do International when I said, "Runt in Berkeley should do national and let RPM in London do Internatinal..." but Pat forgot he said that and on May 2,2005 I signed two record contracts ...one with Runt and one with RPM...and by July got one penny from London and two pennies or "tuppence" from London and left town a week before hurricane Katrina blew a hole in my kitchen roof a thousand yards from the levee.......and picked up a FEMA check for two pennies...then another for RENT..then three bills from the Red Cross...and higher SSI from Rich California where I was escaping the wrath of Rita, Katrina's sissy....Pat Thomas was angry in October and said, "Biff, you sold the Brooklyn Bridge twice..." ... I reminded Pat that he was kept apprised of all contract developments and backed it up with e-mail from May 2nd....Pat Thomas said the owner of RUNT, an Italian named FILIPO would not tolerate this and that they would take out a "CEASE AND DESIST" order against RPM in London and that there would be a "shitfest" ...........I called Espinola in Brooklyn who is a great big black negrotiator and he reminded Pat Thomas that he was dealing with a bootleg album in re-issue-ing Biff Rose's first two albums...that some GIANT CONGLOMERATE owned the masters and that they were hidden somewhere in vaults under ground in Pennsylvania...there wasn't enough money involved for GREEDY SUITS to get involved...but now that RPM is poised to release their compilation cd entitled "Fill Your Heart with Biff Rose" amidst ...mucho prestigioso... and Collector's Choice has reviewed Runt's release in their October issue...well.....let the Compost fest begin HERE in my dot/composting feasting on harvest as whorefest for harmony and whoremoney and.....and my brand new cd on my own religious label, BuddhaLeg Records a subsidiary of my OTHER new military/political label Bwack Panzer.....Panzer for the divisions in the record biz and our logo "Tanks a LOT!" and BWACK in honor of Wascals Wecords and Dee Whee Deez which distwibutes Biff Woes in all fifteen of his OTHER albums available as the CEO Greg (Gweg) Clevenger (Cwevenger) LOVES Elmer Fudd for Elmer's global Glueball Village (Willage) Values)Walues).....BuddhaLeg...my new label is releasing my grandchildren singing Twinkle Twinkle little star in a loop with me singing nasty hip hop in the background....honky little mother&*^&%^$%..tiny twat..whatcha got...Emma is four...Jake is Three....they will adorn the cover..and the album is entitled "Crash the Potty"..the big hit is "Schitt on the children"......Espinola is planning a re-release of the album on his 78 record company "Kiss My Acetate" out of Brooklyn.......all of Espinola's 78 records are made on plastic pie plates......one per customer....suitable for eating off of.....collector's items at $200 per .....