From Tin Pan Alley to Black Alley
Sat…Mar.
7,’15
FROM TIN PAN ALLEY TO BLACK ALLEY
Black Alley doesn’t like Dylan’s new album where he does Frank Sinatra
songs…but her boyfriend Big Thom Sho Biz does…so does Rocky my girlfriend……..
Big Thom introduced Rocky to me at the ALLEY BAR.…..Alley’s Mom is named Dicey .
I feel this cloying, …dicey sensationalism …when
it comes to WORDS and NAMES…a HEADLINE-SEEKING-ISM….creeping into a soupy mix
,,like…”what’s in a name”…Fanzenfrenz ARE ONE…...People ask me ,,”Are you
NEGATIVE ?”…I say YES…they say “ARE YOU SURE?
I say ,”I’M POSITIVE”………..and this POP music culture book I’m writing
where I’m POP is called,”It’s a
Rocky Road I scream,,,”…and "Twelve Slaves a Year"..…it involves Big Thom sho biz .…it includes
romance……as Black Alley dealings…
I can drop in with Black Alley “psychically” and probe as to WHY she
doesn’t like the “Dylan doing Sinatra” album…..with Rocky it’s out of the
question…..it’s one of those…where Age and Experience…MINE !… don’t give a
phuck about your “opinion”…it just doesn’t count….opinions are just another
Irish political party
the O’Pinion Party..they take third after the …O’FFENDED and the
O’FFENSIVE Parties.…
…Rocky would blur the images of distinction
prevailing when Dylan whined in the early sixties..it was clear..a new order of
song was rising..Sinatra represented mostly white fifties glut…..the silly , bloated Vegas RatPackers
…….starting to “turn” at the turn of the decade.…….
Dylan represented the poor… folky Oakie…the Hattie Carrols…black maids
beaten by white plantation owners.. (
Wm Zantzinger…)…the two don’t mix…Sinatra’s Vegas ..high end....money
crowd..and Dylan’s Village
..a celebration of threadbare jeans .. Third Eye basket houses…..refugees from Teaneck..biscuit cases..…po’ folked up wannabeez..…
But that was 1963….by 2015….the lines were blurred..everyone from back then is dead…or so
frustrated that they didn’t amount to anything.( get famous)...that no one’s
listening to them..and they have to work Facebook to have any kind of social
life or "performance venue" at all…….whereas…
I
was there and got the kind of publicty that enables me to bust Dylan’s ass for
turning into ..one of those who….have LOST it..lost the power of their own
song…their own muse…..…He never really realized what he was getting into
anyway……Dylan didn’t……….embracing Civil Rights as he did..a white Yankee jewboy
..( wow...Biff...you go girl..)...who made up a name for himself so you Christians would like him….( I can get
away with writing like that…you can’t …..….I’m a talented white Southern
writer…who only holds back what you NEED to have held back from you…so you can
have some POWER…and say,”You’re an ass hole” and feel …uh….um…empowered…)…
You’re a hypocrite ( meaning in this case an ACTOR) for the P.C. and I’m
not judging you…I’m enjoying you and….all I am saying is “Give P.C. a
chance”….JOHN LENNON SAID,"WOMAN IS THE NIGGER OF THE WORLD"
So he did a Victoria’s Secret
commercial…singing the Lovesick Blues…to a…(or while a).. 12 year old ….flitted… across a TV …in a
diaphanous veil… he didn’t write a 3 minute HIT song about such bluesy and
suggestive intimacies or
“comings together” ( 70 something year old guy…courts 12 year old girl..)…I’m left to write and sing..,,,about such intimacies…and piss off uptight defensive and…retarded.. DYLANTANTES…(the Therese Sorranos ,,"Head" of the EDLIS CAFÉ crowd..…Facebook’s own… Female Sopranos…).. who get me kicked off Facebook regularly with their “you have violated Facebook Community Standards”
“comings together” ( 70 something year old guy…courts 12 year old girl..)…I’m left to write and sing..,,,about such intimacies…and piss off uptight defensive and…retarded.. DYLANTANTES…(the Therese Sorranos ,,"Head" of the EDLIS CAFÉ crowd..…Facebook’s own… Female Sopranos…).. who get me kicked off Facebook regularly with their “you have violated Facebook Community Standards”
“My grand daughter,Emma asked me when she was 9,,”Biff do you have a big
weenie?” The truths I print from the mouths of children is liable to violate
Facebook Community Standards…but not YOURS…..and YOU’RE more important than
Facebook….my black (really café au lait) girlfriend Desiree Taylor… whispered
in my ear one nite in Chicago, “Biff are you ready to settle down and have some
little chocolate drops?”
That’s the truth reflected to the page … Desiree’s words…..a “Therese
Sorrano of the EDLIS CAFÉ composed of Dylan Suckofants….twisted that and reported me to Facebook
saying I was demeaning African American women and Facebook kicked me off for
“violating Facebook Community Standards…” I,Biff Rose..am the nigger of
Facebook."
Black Alley said she wanted to be an actress…now’s her chance…..she did
a good job spontaneously yesterday…Friday March 6….We recalled the time Randy
Newman and I met…he recognized me from TV and said “WHY are you always so
happy?”
“But” said Black Alley..”what was the context..of your meeting….? I
mean..were you walking down the street?…like friends kidding with each other…?.”
She was very animated..which made it easier for me to…
“No…I was with my girlfriend,Geraldine the Bagot Lady…(Geri Bagot of
THEE MESSIAH album’78…now streaming on bandcamp…)..We were walking down
Bleecker St…and saw he was playing at the Bitter End…..so we went inside The
Bitter End..it was in the late afternoon….(he might be in there practicing)….we
went backstage….I figured he musta known me….from a year on Carson…….( I
explain to a pre-2015 generation that Johnny Carson was the Jesus Christ of
Late Nite TV Talk Show fame…same initials….same “Leader of the Pack” mentality
like The Cal-Neva Lodge Presents...Frank Sinatra and the Dagos…..with lotsa broads.)
Newman looked up…recognized me and said “WHY are you always so happy?”
Geri said , “Tell him it’s because you’re not
jewish….” …..
The problem I have with .. white male singer songwriters of the sixties
and seventies is…they never “break time”…they gear their songs to..”one
two…buckle my shoe
predictability…”…three minute songs for money painted on randy newman’s
face.… I’ve done that and written the best of that lot.…”The Thorn in Mrs
Rose’s Side”…’68…Molly….The Man…(now
with GLBT I’m writing “ MOLLY THE
MAN“ )…”Children of Light” ’69…”To
Baby”…..and where ballads come in….a Roger Nichols is good..but his lyricist
Paul Williams is bubblegum…and a liar and a fool for thinking he can run over
the truths I bring now that he’s dead for lying in print to begin with…(I’m
lying in wait)…and I have to
illuminate before I may e-liminate and finally e-laminate….their worldly
success…fashionable …I call robotulism….cookie cutter factory assembly line
successes…that is not success to me….and it’s gratifying and terrifying to
realize…there is a “WEJ” in the thinking of Black Alley and Big Thom Sho Biz…
WEJ… is JEW spelled backwards…the jews controlling the commercial song
and myth building business of America from Tin Pan Alley to… Black Alley..
…picking up a Wi-Fi along the way…..Rocky is my
Wi-Fi..I am her House Band With……our “marriage” is formal without our ever
having to GET married…or GET anything……let alone…GET married……she heard
my music…fell in love…e-mailed “Will you marry me?” I answered yes,,,
…Rocky and I are “house band with” and
Wi-Fi…a modern 21st century coupling system..she records everything
I say…
“Yes..”…….we didn’t GET married…we R ma’a’a’a’a’d…that’s Deep South for
married…ah’m a ma’a’ad man…in Texas…ah’m a MARRED man…
Now we fill out this “odd type o’ WOW vow” (Will you marry me?… YES…)…in the one-ness of marriage
openly in terms of The Annointed
(One Christ ) IS….….as there IS no male or female in Christ…only female and
e-male….….Rocky’s been to bed with Big Thom Sho Biz and his brother Greg…( they
are also known as the fabulous Moore Bros of San Francisco)……..they all remain
friends or friendly….Greg didn’t call back the other nite when Rocky wanted to
go out and have a drink so..phuck him…..
Big Thom’s girlfriend…Black Alley ..likes one particular song of
mine..”Love only lasts the first time”…and she just…for the first time.. heard
“Dolphins”…from the 7th album Roast Beef’76…currently streaming on
Bandcamp….. Our “play” has taken on … new resonance now that she doesn’t
like the “ Dylan does Sinatra “
album..but her boyfriend Big Thom …does…as does my girlfriend meaning…Rocky and
Big Thom sho biz are now married musically in a form of Blisskrieg.. I deplore and
also….abhor…and also cannot resist…..an original songwriter (Dylan).. now doing
someone else’s schitt..and Frank Sinatra …of all people…. who NEVER did his own
schitt..he didn’t even HAVE any of…”his own schitt”……and me and Black Alley
wedded in a
“play”…exploring just WHY she don’t like none o’ dat schitt….yada….
“play”…exploring just WHY she don’t like none o’ dat schitt….yada….
As we play out our ability to talk out this stuff musically…playfully (
Black Alley said she wanted to be an actress..I slapped a bottle of vodka on
the kitchen table in Gold Country ten years ago…”O.K…act…”.)….Jesus’s idea
that…in the future you will neither marry nor be given in marriage”…is finally
filling out ( the Second Coming) and just in time to kick Mohammed’s ass………
The delicate negotiating which holds our relations together will darken
and we will begin negrotiating…tempting the Beast with Two Backs e-merging
miraculously…musically mysteriously…turning the JEW around to a WEJ between…the
Jew that says “Honor Thy Father and Thy Mother”..and carries that hetero
bonding into Christians repeating it…….so that you have one husband…one wife…
that become one Father..one Mother… who don’t quite grasp the import in Jesus’s
Marriage Rap…and Mohammed’s “Honor Thy Father and Thy Mother and your Father’s
other wives,too,to be good Muslim Mothers and Fathers… and phuck the JEWS…”…(
“you will neither marry nor be GIVEN in marriage..”)…or “Your Father need not
have been given nor ever HAS HAD to be given to your Mother in marriage”…..with
everybody phuckin’ everybody these days anyway..you know…….”end of the world”
frau-licking…
With Jesus you have the unique myth haunting the world (of writers) that
something “happened” 2,000 years ago .
It gathered a lot of writers together honoring and revealing a Virgin
Birth..and a Son of that Virgin Birth.,,,,,who had to follow suit to show
that….hetero bonding is not totally physical…….but is inclined that way..( the
itch between the big toes)……(that babies be born)..…like maybe BIGFOOT….whereas
gay bonding or…as “they” say these days…GLBT bondings…I add an “I” for …IN
TRANSIT…GLBTI- bonding is physical (eat pussy suck dicks)…with no babies born
but those that have to be borrowed from the State……or if you prefer..”State
Approved”….or State Sanctioned…..so the STATE recognizes hetero-bonding primarily for the babies Gays may adopt...
Completing the Jesus Myth as I am…(“I’m coming again in the Glory of the
Father….”..)…and popping the bubbles of songwriters as POP HYMNSELF...I see that..." only the Father knows the Son and only the Son knows
the Father"…...it is a rite..and right that men write to right among themselves ..women only talk among themselves....when they write they're left......to fend for themselves...and men defend all that they,women, fend...
Mohammed can’t stand that Father-Son schitt…He wouldn’t allow it….He
says there IS no God but Allah…no relatives…only an “Absolute” ALLAH……and he
makes his point so simply for people who can’t read…….that a billion brown
noses follow..,,I’ve met a
few…there’s Ahmed Ertegan… and….Ali Baba……Paula Abdul…Our Lady of Fatima...Al
Jazeera…and ..Al Jarreau…..,and a radical branch of that belief (Islam)…called ISIS
or ISIL according to the 6:o’clock
news…murdering people.. and threatening to invade and destroy America which is
a “relative” nation…Jewish relatives..Esther…Bernie…Sidney…Murray….and the
Christian offspring ……Bobby…..Johnny ….Tommy….Trish .. Deb…Brittany…Amber..,,,Caitlin……throw in...
black Shandreeka,,,…Tanjaneeka,,,Tyrone…LaToya
LeRoy….Okra Gumbo and do not forget Butterfly McQueen Latifah.
The…Son as Jesus ..the Father as God….(Jesus believed in…and all
Christians follow)…these “relations” leave Mohammed cold…His is an “Absolutist
“…religion with HIM as the Last Prophet…but I come to drive a WEJ in Mohammed’s
brain……the Jews have already driven him nuts…Turn the JEW around who would
follow the 3 minute factory assembly line …..time signatures…or maybe …like
Randy Newman…think you…(like me)….are “always happy”...or sink into a permanent
past of rotting…(when I was 17)….
Sinatraisms…whose ……lady is a tramp….and Dylan is in a weak position in terms of holding the folkies spellbound..or even the folk ROCKIES...unless he has something to say that
speaks to a future instead of a past……or yell louder than me..... Black Alley is ready…ready,,ready,ready.. to uh...LOCK'N'....LOL....
Big Thom and Rocky see eye to eye and hear ear to ear…
they haven’t turned AGAINST Dylan….selling people dead horses…..rich as he,
Dylan is …and wed to the un-folk as Sinatra was…….a bridge is needed to comprehend
the marriage vows of Jewish and Christian on the… trad-mill…and Mohammed’s
allowing FOUR WIVES when he had about TWELVE..but only AISHA really grabs
everyone’s attention.. …cuz she was 12…..and “phucking” being as it is at the
root of ALL religion…no pun Nintendo….don’t expect Bob Dylan to chart any new
course…he’s in bed with “Ol’ blue eyes is back”.. who never charted any new
york……..it’s up to YOU ...New Course…..New Course..
Dizzying……new music abounds…….the WEJ breaks the Jews’ stanglehold on
the 3 minute commercial song time signature ( Randy with dollar signs on his
face)…from the days of Tin Pan Alley…to my taking over (Mine You) the HOLE
SHOW…the whole asset…the asset hole…. in Gold Country…with Black Alley….in our
play “Pass the Bottle of the Sexes”…..I break with the past in completing it
for the future….Jesus realized there was nothing Absolute about God the
Father…the Alley Bar in the Black Alley realizes there IS …Absolut… vodka…..that His (Jesus’s)..Mother was
his relative…and the mystery surrounding his birth left Him thanking forever an
Invisible “Father” to supply the
Missing Link Mary blamed on an angel…or if you prefer…gave credit to an angel
for,,,( knocking her up)…,the Angel Gabriel…
Organized religion mainly survives in the WEST as the HAIL MARY pass in
football games …….the writer says….about Jesus…so
despairing of an “ABSOLUBE”….( “My God ..My God why hast thou forsaken Me”)…..
He, Jesus leans on a “RELATIVE”… ( “Father,,unto Thy hands….”)
I lean on the ABSOLUTE Truth of a FATHER and a MOTHER..and when the
Mother of those 3 kids pictured on … Uncle Jesus and Auntie Christ said
“I’m divorcing you on the grounds
of mental cruelty and the children are not allowed to see you or speak to you
and I wish you were dead”…….she lied…I say,”SHE LIED..”….or if you prefer…she
didn’t tell the truth…and I thot…
“You’re dead” ( the
Law is.....you lie…you die )
I say to her on Judgment Day…“You have to tell the truth ,woman…they ARE
allowed to see me….(according to the Laws of Father Nature)…...but they are not
ABLE to see me because of the , confusing attitudes.. you have dumped into
their little heads…..their only recourse is…..Facebook… it would appear …and music…as it is….and they know of
me……..and the records are available….and CSN’s “you who who are on the road
must have a code that you can live by…teach your children well…their Father’s
Hell did slowly go by….” )…,,.the Thorn’68…from groan ..has grown into a
WEJ…..and strikes at Jewish and Christian relativity…the writing is
absolute…….Mohammed left out the “Father” Jesus prayed to…and at Judgment….an
absolute Father speaking the Truth to the Mother..thru these PRINTS of
peace…abrogates all Mohammed’s un-relative writing.
Kris Kristofferson as CHRIST CHRIST OFFER SON said,….”It’s time for
ROAST BEEF !”…..thus promoting AS ALL GOOD PROMOSEXUALS MUST DO… my 7th album with
Mel Gibson as witness for PAYBACK.
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