Tuesday, March 24, 2015

From Tin Pan Alley to Black Alley

Tuesday, March 10, 2015

From Tin Pan Alley to Black Alley


Sat…Mar. 7,’15

FROM TIN PAN ALLEY TO BLACK ALLEY



   Black Alley doesn’t like Dylan’s new album where he does Frank Sinatra songs…but her boyfriend Big Thom Sho Biz does…so does Rocky my girlfriend…….. Big Thom introduced Rocky to me at the ALLEY  BAR.…..Alley’s Mom is named Dicey .
    I feel this cloying, …dicey sensationalism …when it comes to WORDS and NAMES…a HEADLINE-SEEKING-ISM….creeping into a soupy mix ,,like…”what’s in a name”…Fanzenfrenz ARE ONE…...People ask me ,,”Are you NEGATIVE ?”…I say YES…they say “ARE YOU SURE?
   I say ,”I’M POSITIVE”………..and this POP music culture book I’m writing where I’m POP  is called,”It’s a Rocky Road I scream,,,”…and "Twelve Slaves a Year"..…it involves Big Thom sho biz .…it includes romance……as Black Alley dealings…

   I can drop in with Black Alley “psychically” and probe as to WHY she doesn’t like the “Dylan doing Sinatra” album…..with Rocky it’s out of the question…..it’s one of those…where Age and Experience…MINE !… don’t give a phuck about your “opinion”…it just doesn’t count….opinions are just another Irish political party     the O’Pinion Party..they take third after the …O’FFENDED and the O’FFENSIVE Parties.…
…Rocky would blur the images of distinction prevailing when Dylan whined in the early sixties..it was clear..a new order of song was rising..Sinatra represented mostly white fifties  glut…..the silly , bloated Vegas RatPackers …….starting to “turn” at the turn of the decade.…….
   Dylan represented the poor… folky Oakie…the Hattie Carrols…black maids beaten by white plantation owners.. (  Wm Zantzinger…)…the two don’t mix…Sinatra’s Vegas ..high end....money crowd..and Dylan’s  Village ..a celebration of threadbare jeans .. Third Eye basket houses…..refugees from Teaneck..biscuit cases..…po’ folked up  wannabeez..…
   But that was 1963….by  2015….the lines were blurred..everyone from back then is dead…or so frustrated that they didn’t amount to anything.( get famous)...that no one’s listening to them..and they have to work Facebook to have any kind of social life or "performance venue" at all…….whereas…
  I was there and got the kind of publicty that enables me to bust Dylan’s ass for turning into ..one of those who….have LOST it..lost the power of their own song…their own muse…..…He never really realized what he was getting into anyway……Dylan didn’t……….embracing Civil Rights as he did..a white Yankee jewboy ..( wow...Biff...you go girl..)...who made up a name for himself so you Christians would like him….( I can get away with writing like that…you can’t …..….I’m a talented white Southern writer…who only holds back what you NEED to have held back from you…so you can have some POWER…and say,”You’re an ass hole” and feel …uh….um…empowered…)…
   You’re a hypocrite ( meaning in this case an ACTOR) for the P.C. and I’m not judging you…I’m enjoying you and….all I am saying is “Give P.C. a chance”….JOHN LENNON SAID,"WOMAN IS THE NIGGER OF THE WORLD"

   Yoko Ono is the nigger of the BEATLES…..I am the nigger of Facebook...I get kicked off a lot for violating the Facebook Plantation Community Standards...my campaign for President in 2060...if I live that long and finish my book "Aunt Romulus and Uncle Remus"...will be "He was born in 2009 in a Blog cabin.".......it was easier for…them rural Yankee jewboys in the early 1960’s… .ah swanee…thar waren’t nary a negro in or NEAR Hibbing,Minnesota ……Dylan’s ideals are one thing…(N.Y. JEWS could make money off of him)…but his intimacy with the “Movement” drew him to want…and when he dove into his libido..he wanted a black chick….(Aiicia Keys) but she said no….

   So he did a Victoria’s Secret commercial…singing the Lovesick Blues…to a…(or while a).. 12 year old  ….flitted… across a TV …in a diaphanous veil… he didn’t write a 3 minute HIT song about such bluesy and suggestive intimacies or
“comings together”   ( 70 something year old guy…courts 12 year old girl..)…I’m left to write and sing..,,,about such intimacies…and piss off uptight defensive and…retarded.. DYLANTANTES…(the Therese Sorranos ,,"Head" of the EDLIS CAFÉ crowd..…Facebook’s own… Female Sopranos…).. who get me kicked off Facebook regularly with their “you have violated Facebook Community Standards”

   “My grand daughter,Emma asked me when she was 9,,”Biff do you have a big weenie?” The truths I print from the mouths of children is liable to violate Facebook Community Standards…but not YOURS…..and YOU’RE more important than Facebook….my black (really café au lait) girlfriend Desiree Taylor… whispered in my ear one nite in Chicago, “Biff are you ready to settle down and have some little chocolate drops?”
   That’s the truth reflected to the page … Desiree’s words…..a “Therese Sorrano of the EDLIS CAFÉ composed of Dylan Suckofants….twisted that   and reported me to Facebook saying I was demeaning African American women and Facebook kicked me off for “violating Facebook Community Standards…” I,Biff Rose..am the nigger of Facebook."

   Black Alley said she wanted to be an actress…now’s her chance…..she did a good job spontaneously yesterday…Friday March 6….We recalled the time Randy Newman and I met…he recognized me from TV and said “WHY are you always so happy?”
   “But” said Black Alley..”what was the context..of your meeting….? I mean..were you walking down the street?…like friends kidding with each other…?.” She was very animated..which made it easier for me to…
   “No…I was with my girlfriend,Geraldine the Bagot Lady…(Geri Bagot of THEE MESSIAH album’78…now streaming on bandcamp…)..We were walking down Bleecker St…and saw he was playing at the Bitter End…..so we went inside The Bitter End..it was in the late afternoon….(he might be in there practicing)….we went backstage….I figured he musta known me….from a year on Carson…….( I explain to a pre-2015 generation that Johnny Carson was the Jesus Christ of Late Nite TV Talk Show fame…same initials….same “Leader of the Pack” mentality like The Cal-Neva Lodge Presents...Frank Sinatra and the Dagos…..with lotsa broads.)
   Newman looked up…recognized me and said “WHY are you always so happy?”
    Geri said , “Tell him it’s because you’re not jewish….”  …..
   The problem I have with .. white male singer songwriters of the sixties and seventies is…they never “break time”…they gear their songs to..”one two…buckle my shoe  predictability…”…three minute songs for money painted on randy newman’s face.… I’ve done that and written the best of that lot.…”The Thorn in Mrs Rose’s  Side”…’68…Molly….The Man…(now with GLBT I’m writing “  MOLLY THE MAN“  )…”Children of Light” ’69…”To Baby”…..and where ballads come in….a Roger Nichols is good..but his lyricist Paul Williams is bubblegum…and a liar and a fool for thinking he can run over the truths I bring now that he’s dead for lying in print to begin with…(I’m lying in wait)…and I have to  illuminate before I may e-liminate and finally e-laminate….their worldly success…fashionable …I call robotulism….cookie cutter factory assembly line successes…that is not success to me….and it’s gratifying and terrifying to realize…there is a “WEJ” in the thinking of Black Alley and Big Thom Sho Biz…
   WEJ… is JEW spelled backwards…the jews controlling the commercial song and myth building business of America from Tin Pan Alley to… Black Alley..
…picking up a Wi-Fi along the way…..Rocky is my Wi-Fi..I am her House Band With……our “marriage” is formal without our ever having to GET married…or GET anything……let alone…GET married……she heard my music…fell in love…e-mailed “Will you marry me?” I answered yes,,,
…Rocky and I are “house band with” and Wi-Fi…a modern 21st century coupling system..she records everything I say…
   “Yes..”…….we didn’t GET married…we R ma’a’a’a’a’d…that’s Deep South for married…ah’m a ma’a’ad man…in Texas…ah’m a MARRED man…
   Now we fill out this “odd type o’ WOW vow” (Will you marry me?…   YES…)…in the one-ness of marriage openly  in terms of The Annointed (One Christ ) IS….….as there IS no male or female in Christ…only female and e-male….….Rocky’s been to bed with Big Thom Sho Biz and his brother Greg…( they are also known as the fabulous Moore Bros of San Francisco)……..they all remain friends or friendly….Greg didn’t call back the other nite when Rocky wanted to go out and have a drink so..phuck him…..
   Big Thom’s girlfriend…Black Alley ..likes one particular song of mine..”Love only lasts the first time”…and she just…for the first time.. heard “Dolphins”…from the 7th album Roast Beef’76…currently streaming on Bandcamp….. Our “play” has taken on … new resonance now that she doesn’t like  the “ Dylan does Sinatra “ album..but her boyfriend Big Thom …does…as does my girlfriend meaning…Rocky and Big Thom sho biz are now married musically in a form of  Blisskrieg.. I deplore and also….abhor…and also cannot resist…..an original songwriter (Dylan).. now doing someone else’s schitt..and Frank Sinatra …of all people…. who NEVER did his own schitt..he didn’t even HAVE any of…”his own schitt”……and me and Black Alley wedded in a
“play”…exploring just WHY she don’t like none o’ dat schitt….yada….
   As we play out our ability to talk out this stuff musically…playfully ( Black Alley said she wanted to be an actress..I slapped a bottle of vodka on the kitchen table in Gold Country ten years ago…”O.K…act…”.)….Jesus’s idea that…in the future you will neither marry nor be given in marriage”…is finally filling out ( the Second Coming) and just in time to kick Mohammed’s ass………
   The delicate negotiating which holds our relations together will darken and we will begin negrotiating…tempting the Beast with Two Backs e-merging miraculously…musically mysteriously…turning the JEW around to a WEJ between…the Jew that says “Honor Thy Father and Thy Mother”..and carries that hetero bonding into Christians repeating it…….so that you have one husband…one wife… that become one Father..one Mother… who don’t quite grasp the import in Jesus’s Marriage Rap…and Mohammed’s “Honor Thy Father and Thy Mother and your Father’s other wives,too,to be good Muslim Mothers and Fathers… and phuck the JEWS…”…( “you will neither marry nor be GIVEN in marriage..”)…or “Your Father need not have been given nor ever HAS HAD to be given to your Mother in marriage”…..with everybody phuckin’ everybody these days anyway..you know…….”end of the world” frau-licking…
   With Jesus you have the unique myth haunting the world (of writers) that something “happened” 2,000 years ago .  It gathered a lot of writers together honoring and revealing a Virgin Birth..and a Son of that Virgin Birth.,,,,,who had to follow suit to show that….hetero bonding is not totally physical…….but is inclined that way..( the itch between the big toes)……(that babies be born)..…like maybe BIGFOOT….whereas gay bonding or…as “they” say these days…GLBT bondings…I add an “I” for …IN TRANSIT…GLBTI- bonding is physical (eat pussy suck dicks)…with no babies born but those that have to be borrowed from the State……or if you prefer..”State Approved”….or State Sanctioned…..so the STATE recognizes hetero-bonding primarily for the babies Gays may adopt...
   Completing the Jesus Myth as I am…(“I’m coming again in the Glory of the Father….”..)…and popping the bubbles of songwriters as POP HYMNSELF...I see that..." only the Father knows the Son and only the Son knows the Father"…...it is a rite..and right that men write to right among themselves ..women only talk among themselves....when they write they're left......to fend for themselves...and men defend all that they,women, fend...
   Mohammed can’t stand that Father-Son schitt…He wouldn’t allow it….He says there IS no God but Allah…no relatives…only an “Absolute” ALLAH……and he makes his point so simply for people who can’t read…….that a billion brown noses  follow..,,I’ve met a few…there’s  Ahmed Ertegan…   and….Ali Baba……Paula Abdul…Our Lady of Fatima...Al Jazeera…and ..Al Jarreau…..,and a radical branch of that belief (Islam)…called ISIS or ISIL  according to the 6:o’clock news…murdering people.. and threatening to invade and destroy America which is a “relative” nation…Jewish relatives..Esther…Bernie…Sidney…Murray….and the Christian offspring ……Bobby…..Johnny ….Tommy….Trish .. Deb…Brittany…Amber..,,,Caitlin……throw in... black Shandreeka,,,…Tanjaneeka,,,Tyrone…LaToya  LeRoy….Okra Gumbo and do not forget Butterfly McQueen Latifah.

   The…Son as Jesus ..the Father as God….(Jesus believed in…and all Christians follow)…these “relations” leave Mohammed cold…His is an “Absolutist “…religion with HIM as the Last Prophet…but I come to drive a WEJ in Mohammed’s brain……the Jews have already driven him nuts…Turn the JEW around who would follow the 3 minute factory assembly line …..time signatures…or maybe …like Randy Newman…think you…(like me)….are “always happy”...or sink into a permanent past of  rotting…(when I was 17)…. Sinatraisms…whose ……lady is a tramp….and Dylan  is in a weak position in terms of holding the folkies spellbound..or even the folk ROCKIES...unless he has something to say that speaks to a future instead of a past……or yell louder than me..... Black Alley is ready…ready,,ready,ready.. to uh...LOCK'N'....LOL....

   Big Thom and  Rocky  see eye to eye and hear ear to ear… they haven’t turned AGAINST Dylan….selling people dead horses…..rich as he, Dylan is …and wed to the un-folk as Sinatra was…….a bridge is needed to comprehend the marriage vows of Jewish and Christian on the… trad-mill…and Mohammed’s allowing FOUR WIVES when he had about TWELVE..but only AISHA really grabs everyone’s attention.. …cuz she was 12…..and “phucking” being as it is at the root of ALL religion…no pun Nintendo….don’t expect Bob Dylan to chart any new course…he’s in bed with “Ol’ blue eyes is back”.. who never charted any new york……..it’s up to YOU ...New Course…..New Course..
   Dizzying……new music abounds…….the WEJ breaks the Jews’ stanglehold on the 3 minute commercial song time signature ( Randy with dollar signs on his face)…from the days of Tin Pan Alley…to my taking over (Mine You) the HOLE SHOW…the whole asset…the asset hole…. in Gold Country…with Black Alley….in our play “Pass the Bottle of the Sexes”…..I break with the past in completing it for the future….Jesus realized there was nothing Absolute about God the Father…the Alley Bar in the Black Alley realizes there IS …Absolut…  vodka…..that His (Jesus’s)..Mother was his relative…and the mystery surrounding his birth left Him thanking forever an Invisible “Father”  to supply the Missing Link Mary blamed on an angel…or if you prefer…gave credit to an angel for,,,( knocking her up)…,the Angel Gabriel…

   Organized religion mainly survives in the WEST as the HAIL MARY pass in football games …….the writer says….about Jesus…so despairing of an “ABSOLUBE”….( “My God ..My God why hast thou forsaken Me”)….. He, Jesus leans on a “RELATIVE”… ( “Father,,unto Thy hands….”)
   I lean on the ABSOLUTE Truth of a FATHER and a MOTHER..and when the Mother of those 3 kids pictured on … Uncle Jesus and Auntie Christ said “I’m  divorcing you on the grounds of mental cruelty and the children are not allowed to see you or speak to you and I wish you were dead”…….she lied…I say,”SHE LIED..”….or if you prefer…she didn’t tell the truth…and I thot…
   “You’re dead”   ( the Law is.....you lie…you die )
   I say to her on Judgment Day…“You have to tell the truth ,woman…they ARE allowed to see me….(according to the Laws of Father Nature)…...but they are not ABLE to see me because of the , confusing attitudes.. you have dumped into their little heads…..their only recourse is…..Facebook… it would appear  …and music…as it is….and they know of me……..and the records are available….and CSN’s “you who who are on the road must have a code that you can live by…teach your children well…their Father’s Hell did slowly go by….” )…,,.the Thorn’68…from groan ..has grown into a WEJ…..and strikes at Jewish and Christian relativity…the writing is absolute…….Mohammed left out the “Father” Jesus prayed to…and at Judgment….an absolute Father speaking the Truth to the Mother..thru these PRINTS of peace…abrogates all Mohammed’s un-relative writing.

   Kris Kristofferson as CHRIST CHRIST OFFER SON said,….”It’s time for ROAST BEEF !”…..thus promoting AS ALL GOOD PROMOSEXUALS  MUST DO… my 7th album with Mel Gibson as witness for  PAYBACK.