A Call from Naked Natalie

Naked Natalie called a minute ago concerned about Katrina and my whereabouts and I told her I was sad....all my friends were scurrying through my mind looking for a place to stay...Pope Joan said if only there was a way..invited them all to come up to Kansas City....there's room in the garage for a month...but Naked Natlaie was more concerned about the red bed sheet...It hangs over the front window,,,she was sure you could wash it and clean it up..and even though if there were stains from the flood that would add to the Biblical Proportions of this whole teloing....the bedsheet is directly across the front room of The Starring Artist Gallery on Thalia St..certainly as I write under at least three feet of water....four feet and it will be inches from crawling into the living room and flooding the house.....and the waters are rising...but if they stop and begin to subside...I will return to New Orleans and rescue that bedsheet...everybody should be off their roofs by then...It is a body painting....where my body was painted with white acrylics and I lay down face first on the bed sheet maing a ghostly imprint like the Shroud of Turin only bolder plus I outlined it later with strong black lines...Bonewoman allowed that her butt and the backs of her legs be painted white and she lay four times at my feet maiing an "X" at the bottom and Ashley Adams allowed that her supple 23 yr. old healthy body be painted and, bending as if emerging from my rib...she twisted her hands up till they met mine above my head forming what looks like "P"..the whole design looks like a P and an X..but those who know the word for CHRIST in Greek know the writers of the gospel used that "KYRIA when speaking of the Christ....the CHI in Greek is the X...the Greek letter for CH is "X" and the Greek letter for R looks like a P..the Cyrillic alphabet...the Chi-Rho....as in The Purple Rose of Chi-Rho..half on the screen ..half off....the bedsheet hung in an art show in the mid nineties and some uptown white bread was watching it with Bonewoman standing nearby...the wife said, "Is that their actual bodies?" The guy said, "I certainly HOPE no!" Bone said, "I did the butt part.." I would go to New Orleans and rescue that bedsheet if the waters subside..if not...i have pictures....

The New Creation Myth

yeah well THOSE guys...e.c. whoever THAT is and John Lennon whoever THAT was weren't SURE of their game...I AM....I am greater meaning my "NAME" is GREATER than the name JESUS CHRIST...why? because it hits with "A BIFF" and lays a rose on the grave of your "former" way of thinking....as well a resurrection and destroys ( destructures the name)...DYLAN because it is said that before you destroy a man you must destroy his name...mine is destroyed coldly so that Biffroze...so i destroy dylan's name and change it to ROBERT ZIMMERMAN...and as for Jesus Christ I add a "rose" to HIS name so that no scripture is violated cuz everybody knows Jesus Christ rose.....and **** near everybody knows BIFF rose....we have the same last name...that enables us to kick Pope Petey of Peteysbird as we say in French ass......for Pope petey wallows in the ordinary having an ordinary name...but Biff rose...and the IDEA BIFF rose is no ORDINARY name in what it suggests and it is NOT to be taken in comparison with any other name....to get down to the fun of it all.....women are so greatly "Named" with Biff that it gets ROCKY...you can read some of Rocky's writings on her blog at jennyrocky.blogspot.com...YOU, Petey should have a blog...and give out all your wrtings on a blogspot and hand out biz cards with your blog address...you never know....as for Dylan the only WOMAN you can speak of..meaning Dylan's SHOW BIZ wife is Joan Baez and I destroy meaning "destructure" ..."THEM" as of November 1964 at the Old Gaslight Cafe in Greenwich Village revealing her to be a hypocrite when it comes to civil rights and he as well as revealed in his movie Masked and Anonymous...where he sings DIXIE...and martin luther king,jr. rolls over on his grave....it's all in the poem on my dot biz site and will be recorded on Sept. 11th in Berkeley and included on my Fall album Biff and Dick and slowly the wheel will turn and the very special names of very special women given including Baez whose name changes to BIAS for the sake and truth of my poetic telling./..you're not in the same league as moi Pope Petey...you're still on the level of hero worship to even MENTION those relics of yesteryear....Lennon, Dylan....without having any insight or even incite...the good you are is that I can pop you playing out the roll of POP...you remember POP...the one who tromps thru the garden and says, "Adam and Eve where ARE you?""We're hiding.""Why were you hiding?""We were naked...""Who TOLD you you were naked?"For the 2nd Coming or "Helping" I shift the "names" of Adam and Eve to Jooz'n'Nigz....and **** off the guilty white people like you...sorta like God the great patriarchal Father figure coming into the house and saying.."THIS PLACE IS A MESS..YOU'VE GOT FIVE MINUTES TO STRAIGHTEN THIS PLACE OUT..." ( I mean LOOK at those FOOLS..wearing fig leaves of all things..one with God's Chosen People written on it and the other with African American written on it.....I swear ..those Jooz'n'Nigs...when will they ever learn?

My Take On The Aristocrats

The World Wide Web Comics Delight Theatre presents..."My Take on THE ARISTOCRATS"

Guy goes into a Talent Agent's office says, "Have I got an act for you !!!"

Agent says..."...hurry up I only have one minute...."...guy brings in his wife and seven kids...they take off all their clothes and pschitt all over and roll in it then smear it on their faces then smooth it on the floor ...then...the father writes the letter "E"...the mother writes the letter "L...then all the kids at once bend over and add THEIR letters "M"...."E"....."R"...."F"...."U"...."D"......"D"

Then they bow to the audience.

"What's the act called" says the agent.

"The Awistocwats

DAmN Rocky

The World Wild Web Accursed Theatre presents..."That
Goddam Rocky ^&%^$%#$@#!"

--- WSTMonster@aol.com wrote:

> Yassir, I'm a "B"liever and a non-transistor and
> proud to be part of the
> goop.   Rocky & Biffwinkle in COWlorado?   Hide the
> kids and store your nuts,
> there's gonna "B" a partay tonight!
>
> DAmN

Dear DAmN...that goddam Rocky got drunk and threatened
me on the phone last night about the time my daughter
at age nine..Terry Rose, pictured on album #5 Uncle
Jesus and Auntie Christ....said, "But where do you
draw the line?" Terry was swimming about 30 yards away
when Geraldine the Bagot lady who later married the
CROCKER BANK in California hopped on top...and
whatever tale Terry told her mom the FBI paid me a
visit...about a letter i sent Terry...sublimated into
a song on E-Stir Pa-Raid....album # seven hundred and
twelve....and when Rocky who's kinda square and pure
like your goddam wife mothuhphuckuh...when Rocky god
DAmN her hid said "Where do you draw the line...? I
figured I'd draw HER naked with a V between her legs
and a line for her pussu and call it the I. V. room
and sing "How we love those walls of Ivy" as Rocky has
booked me in the IVY ROOM, Albany, California a burb
of O-Land....Sunday, Sept. 11th, 2005...4 p.m. free
bar bee cue.....the flyer is my t-shirt and the legend
"Take up thy t-shirt and follow me"...the Moore Bros
will be opening....that's Sir Thomas Moore who
introduced me to Annex Time in the Boleyn Ali.....or
Big Time more and more...ah mean,suh...BIG TOM....and
also got me that record deal with Runt Records in case
it gets soft....then that bitsch threatened me with
WALTER saying something like she could turn against me
like walter but she won't remember cuz she was drunk
and this has happened before and she was drunk then
too so I'm fuming today because I had a dental
appointment at ten this morning at the LSU dental
school and all of West Africa transported to New
Orleans East was ahead of me and I was dragging my ass
as Rocky said she'd call and wake me up but she was
too drunk and I was falling asleep in the chair when
suddenly a cheer went up from all of Ah!
FREAK...uh.... waiting in line for gold caps in
front...some fat black bitsch had just won ninety
thousand dollars on The Price is Right....the roar in
the dental school was deafening....scared me into an
"Awakening"..the drills all
slipped...whoops....there's mah gold rollin' down the
floor........
> 

Mountin' Rocky's

The World Wide Web Theatre presents..."Rocky Rod"

--- WSTMonster@aol.com wrote:

> Biff,
>
> You and Jenny not coming to Colorado?   Walter will
> be heartbroken!   And
> yes, I did read the Jimi Hendrix poem!
>
> DAmN

Dear DAmN...Jenny Rockwell's nickname is Rocky and
Rocky Rod is our prod. co. she has set up a gig in the
Ivy Room...Albany, Cal. near Oakland..like Aurora to
Denver but closer more densely attached to the bay
area population...also a radio show over KALC.the U.
of Cal. Berkeley station...Kitty is the DJ...a friend
of Rocky's...Rocky and I met thanks to Tom Moore whom
I call BIG TIME with a sudden accent as in BIG TOM
MOORE AND MOORE as he and his brother Greg sing and
work as the MOORE Bros..they will open for me in the
Ivy Room...Sunday Sept.11th...3 p.m.  bring a
dish...bring your wife...BIG TOM got me a record deal
with Runt Records in Berkeley...they're re-releasing
the first 2 albums in the Fall...also RPM Records in
London is releasing a compilation album of biff rose
songs....also Espinola in Brooklyn has founded Kiss My
Acetate Records...a Blue Plat special 78 record co.
for the blue state mentality;;meaning they talk fast
in the east...and we're up against you Bush
Leaguers....I made my first 2 acetates on blue
vinyl...ate spaghetti and meat sauce...washed the
plate then played my career....I will be carrying the
dishes...the 78s to chicago this weekend where I am
playing three days at the Abbie Hoff,an died for your
sins Festival...the AbbieFest...the 17th ANNUAL
Abbiefest ???!!!...call 773-459-4722...ask for Al
"KARL" Capone...Walter ...signing his name "god" put a
letter on my Message Board...a long one...all about
his travels this summer with Herlinda and predicted
correctly that I would erase it...eliminate it...the
dude has acted too much like a fool causing too many
people too much trouble to care...he's gone ..we know
it...i just call him a bisexual alcoholic
schizophrenic sociopath...you, dear DAmN are probably
the First Witness to that fruitcake's u healthy
madness...anger rally...frustration...that he can't
suck me..his favorite wee wee totally....Espinola in
Brooklyn is second to realize the "deceiver" in
walter...steve (Espinola) says walter's like a kid who
rings your doorbell then goes ..runs ...hides in the
bushes......thinks he's getting away with
something...and if you would like to read the
unquestionably most exciting entry in:
wikipedia.com...just press biff rose and see where the
story of the name "Biff Rose" is under lock and key
due to controversy raging...and press "discussion" to
see how many people are writing in things about me to
get a clear picture....and walter..using many names as
usual is spreading rumors so ridiculous that they have
the administrator of wikipedia intervening challenging
"walter" to come up with some proof...some substance
to his charges that i am wanted in Florida on child
molestation pschitt....espinola attacks...others
say..."what's this?" and we haven't even GOTTEN to
your bloodlust for my new lover Rocky Raccoon or how I
covet your wife cuz she loves Jesus ..really,
DAmN....do yourself an unreal favor and read the
"discussion" page attached to the lock preventing
anyone from tampering at present with the entry on
Biff Rose in wikipedia...and here I am honing down my
performance piece for California....shifting the
emphasis in OUR GREAT CREATION MYTH of Adam and Eve to
Jooz'n'Nigz...and getting away with it because of the
need to hold fast to my Old Testicles and New
Testicles..takes balls to say that////for the
umBIBlical chord and you tell your wife that ya hear?
Don't worry...we'll come to COWlorado...Rocky and
me...and you'd better be waiting at the state line,
pardner.....harumph....I'm goin' to California I'm
goin' to be Mountin' Rocky's.....
>



 

Promo for Oakland Promosexuality Gig

The World Wide Oaklan Gig Theatre presents...."Coming
Up.......rose is....tip[ toe...thru the two
lips....daisy daisy...real-l-l-l-l- slow
now...Hal...day----zeee.....day....zee......"

Lettr from Girl-with-mouse-on-belly...doing promo as
good promosexial should.....

> hey kitty i was talking to biff about promo and we
> don't want to use the
> couple angle, but instead just a regular ol' angle
> of Biff is a singer
> songwriter from the 70s and is doing a show because
> of the upcoming
> re-release of his 1st 2 albums.  A simple press
> write up will cover it
> because we're gonna pack the house anyway between
> me, you, and the Moore
> Bros hyping it.  I know all my friends will come out
> of curiosity.  Biff
> has some friends in town too.  maybe we can use some
> of the stuff that
> thom wrote for the liner notes since that's already
> done.  I still have
> it on my computer since he typed in on my computer.
> Koolio.  Keep in
> touch.
> jr

The World Wide Big Deal Theatre presents..."California
Scanning"
Dear Rocky
Relation....aka...Girl-With-Mouse-On-Belly....please
send kitty the liner
notes Sir Thomas Moore wrote for THORN and Chill..they
are MOORE than ample to fill Westminster
Cathedral....with legends of the daze of yo're...and
another thing, young lady...don;t EVER say Biff Rose
from the seventies...I'm from the SIXTIES..the
sixtires were BETTER than the seventies...i know you
were born in '72 but that's why you ARE the ay you
are..nerveous...smiling...drinking too much....pepsi
lite....recovering from Feminism having KILLED
romance..THAT'S why you're DESPERATE for ME a relic of
the SIXTIES to come fill your hearet and pants with
love today....wait a minute...did i say that? i'm
sorry..i'm forgetting abhout your operation and my war
would...just kidding....the beast is acting up...i'll
go outside into the sweltering sauna..that'll meltdown
that mountebank....
>
> 

Jimi Hendrix poem update

The Payblack as Playback Praydatory Praytriarchy
strikes B.Dylan the head of the plantation and
J.Hendrix the field hand.....by b.rose

Jimi Hendrix was a field hand workin' on the
plantation man owned by Bobby Dylan hambone
Jimi never had HIS own

But I'm the Man that got the grand slam
hittin' ho'runs for the masses
kickin' jooz'n'nigguhz asses
MASSA'S ho'me now
and that's what WAR'S for
out to launch emBARKin' Pluto
eatin' Mars Bars

hey where's my duckin' fick?
I NEED my fickin' rubber ducky
just to LOOK at call it lucky
got da Nigz in a row
makin' SAFE movies by the sco'
playing Santa with a ho' ho' ho'

what's a white man doin'
covered with soot
fallin' down a chimney lookin'
for a bush to put

memories of Jimi
promoted to the level of
houseboy status
but the jew he remains
masked and anonymous
conducting the war
for the hero to slip in
the hero needs his heroin

tell'er she's a bank you can
bank on tell'er
he may hold up or stick up
just as long as he may sing HER song
and stick it in a little but not for long
cause

Jimi Hendrix ws a field hand
and I'm feelin' a little frisky/frisky
sittin' on top of the world wide web
lookin' down at Dylan still
whistlin' Dixie

I remember that night at th Gaslight Cafe
Bob Dylan was biased
the girl by his side was Joan Bias
he introduced us and I said,
"Joanie WHO?" ...just to settle a score
of a year and a half before

'cuz this time it was me recovering from
two roaring encores
but back then it was "We Shall Overcome"
more and more
when it comes to jackin' fate too late
"We shall overcompensate"
and the monster of poor folks you see
has grown into the African American
Entertainment Aristocracy

what's happened to the Black Revolution?
BEATS ME !!!
It's gone from the streets to the suites
you see...but back then I was singing
louder than anyone when
Joanie Bias came up to me so proud
and said, "You're singing too loud."

I didn't think you could sing too loud about Civil
Rights and making amends for
four hundred years of torture and I said,
"Joanie WHO? and you're with Bobby WHO?"
that bush league owner of the plantation damn..
he's inert as it is in heaven canned
planned and

jimi hangin' from a Seattle-ite
lynch pinned again for
the Masters AND SLAVES of war
masked and anonymous
fat cats readin' from the Torah
barnacles stuck to a pier
for appearances
icycles leap from the Koran
stabbing Dylan reading his
Koran-ickles

excuse me please I'm holding fast
to my Old Testicles and New Testicles
I know it takes balls to say that
for the Um-BIBlical CHORD
in a Word my Sword
but excuse me please
'cuz I'm not gonna excuse
high cotton uptown white bread
black nigz'n'jooz'n'blues'n'
pass the booze

I know I can be excused
and this burned out fuse re-fused
Jimi Hendrix was a field hand
and I'm feelin' kinda frisky-frisky
sittin' on top of the world wide web
screamin'like a jet through the Internet
blowin' a bugle
you can catch me free 24/7 nite and day
on Google

lookin' down at Dylan and his Bias
still whistlin' Dixie

State of the Church

The World Wide Web Second Coming of Christ
Mothuhphuckin' Theatre presents..."YOU, Pope Joan are
a MIRACLE!!!"

--- Jim <jc3llc@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

> hi biff, i enjoyed our visit. will you send the
> movie titles you suggested. your long term may be
> gone my short term is close to non existant.
> i will check the flight schedules today.  joan

Dear Popey Joanie...I was just sitting , relaxing in
that little couch you know in my bedroom, curtains
drawn to hold in the cool and keep out the blast
furnace rising in the morning sky thinking, "Damn, I
didn't send Popey Joaney those movies"...I got up to
do it and there you were requesting it...that is a
great complement...complement with an "e"....your
memory byte mine a bit....the movie of note is "Happy
Endings"..see it...tell me a story..next "March of the
Penguins"...see it then tell me about love and
marriage......when things get cold between people
next: Ludakris..the hip hop singer starring in Hustle
and Flow...don't see it...it may excite and confuse
you too much....get back to me on this...thank you
so-o-o-o-o much caring about a flight or Amtrak to
Oakland...we can finalize the deal when i get to town
on aug.23rd....a hot show is brewing for OAKLAND and
it is a treasure to connect with that town and the
elegant hip hop rapper Rocky Rockwell a new age
groupie if there ever was one...YOU are able to
straddle the generations figuratively speaking.,,,,as
life springs from death so doth the Rocky Rose from
whatever's downpat..Pat was/is the president of my
Downpat Record Company of the mid to late 70's......an
obnoxious cyber predator now who stalks me on the
Internet.....she had her day in 76...and attempts to
dictate term,s of our relation..via the Internet..she
hates the Internet cuz she doesn't have a voice on the
INternet like YOU do Popey Joanie....you will always
be the calming voice that reduces the pomposities and
deceptions of the "walters" of the world into
simplicity for the masses...just what a true and
catholic pope is supposed to do...I know you hate that
"popey" epithet but too bad...we need a lady
popey...as the American Catholic Church takes over
from the Romans....with women in such key and equal
(as e-quality).."electric quality" positions...( on
your black, girl...)...plus it makes sense..it's not
just a "cwock"...now people unfamiliar with the
code...won't "get" CWOCK.....they won;t know right off
it's that Korean guy...KWOK..who built the website for
your Fire Smoke and Brimstone Torture Chamber Museum
and bar bee cue for the pits'n'pitted....but people
are interested in religion and what better way than
bitches and bruise...keep writing...tell your husband
I love him..watch him blush....if you wanna check out
my new electric groupie rising from the ashes of "Fat
Pat Obno" ...check out :
jennyrocky.blogspot.com.....we'll be doing a show in
Oakland Saturday Aug.10 in the Ivy Room ah
reckon...all the pasty bigwigs from Runt Records will
be there ( Pat Thomas A & R on kungas and Black
Panther retro t-shirt...and leopard skin hat...) to
launch my new and ska rocketing co-rear..her rear..my
rear..our co-rear....Rocly's ready...she even inquired
about heart attacks during...!!!!!!!!!....I told her i
had just been to the doctor that morning...a lady..Dr.
Lisa Kraft..and she wanted to make love right there on
the examination table///they like to feel the little
gray hairs around my chest scar..reminds them of their
grandmother's womb....now healed with Krusty Krunch
scar tissue....


__

Roem for Pocky

hey funny money-time EYE !
you WAHN be mah
cun-twipe bunnie wi-fi ???
and be boxed out forever inna
BOND MYTH
banned with
then you came to the RAT place you
with a REAL RAT hangin' from the
roof top swangin' yo
to and fro
doe ray me
and sco'
da ho'
then zip and whipper
soonz ah gits mah
fanger free
bitch got caught in
mah goddam mothuhphuckin'
zippuh
blood runnin' out mah fanger nailz
done filled up a bucket ...two pails
got to get a band aid quick
don't wanna know what
it done DONE 2 mah DICK
so hey funny money type eye yo'
you got any blood type OH?
let's begin at the starting I'm lonely
after that I wanna DO it with YOU
pressin' front and bottom surgeon
toward an elemental re-gurjin'
tatin',matin',makin'
up new words
droppin' ol' ones
ol' dry turdz
settin' white gnats ( down, Pattie)
knights in white sat...gettin' fattie
we've had our first spat
dissin' dat
tis man casting god into hell
where there...with deceivers
you find god has to dwell
and so i egg sit egg specting
god's torture ( scary)
one con damnation short
and then mortuary
and thank Christ my girlfriend
is not a bore
but the best pickup in a bar
makes me love her like the brothers Moore
and ink harp-rate america...THERE!
and a BIG TOM
so far
that's fair.

please write Pilliard Dickle ...check out my Message Board at Biffrose.com or biffrose.biz

Joe Chandler of Atlanta ( Newnan, Ga.) received the
following letter from Wikipedia...

Wikipedia article
Name:     Pilliard Dickle
Date Posted:     Aug 8, 05 - 5:59 PM
Email:     pdickle@allmail.net
Website:     http://www.dicklecalendars.com
Message:     Received from Wikipedia:

You may recall we corresponded earlier regarding the
article about Biff Rose on the Wikipedia website.  I
was checking to make sure that a particular fact was
correct.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biff_Rose

Wikipedia is an unusual project in that anyone can
edit the articles. We depend on a community of regular
and casual users to "police" the contributions and
repair vandalism, or edits which unfairly promote a
certain point of view. I originally became involved
with the Biff Rose article a few months ago because
some gross vandalism was done to some other articles
with the intent of defaming Rose (his name was
fraudulently added to a list of child molesters ). I
followed the vandal to the article, fixed the obvious
damage, partially rewrote the Rose article, and have
been watching over it since then to prevent more
mischief.  It's my belief that either the original
vandal, or another person who also dislikes Rose,
returns regularly to the article. Either way, it takes
work to keep this article fair.

While I'm happy to do what I can to make sure this
article is proper and encyclopedic (as I'd do for any
articles), it is also true that I don't know anything
about nor care anything about Rose himself. That means
that inevitably my attention will wander towards
working on other topics. Given that there appears to
be someone out there who has an axe to grind against
Rose, it would be helpful if someone who is more
familiar with Rose (and who gives a **** about him)
could become involved in the article too, in to order
to help keep it balanced. If there is a friend,
associate, or fan (besides Rose himself) that you
could mention this to then  I'd appreciate it. Having
another editor or two would take a load off my
shoulders, help the encyclopedia stay impartial, and
prevent Rose from being unfairly treated.

Wikipedia is easy to use, anyone who has contributed
to Internet forums or chatrooms, for example, would be
at home using it. I don't normally "call for
reinforcements" but this is an unusual case.

Thanks,

-Will


Hi Will,

Yes, it seems Biff has one primary arch nemesis who
keeps trying to
foster disinformation and spread general mayhem
concerning all things
Biff. He's also ticked off a few others with his
outspokenness. Luckily
Biff has a squadron of "Iconfederates" who may be
willing to
fix any grossly-distorted alterations to his Wikipedia
article, and
possibly add to and illuminate his interesting story.
I'm posting
your request on Biff's message board. Maybe that will
garner some watchdog support.

I think you've got the broad strokes about right, save
for the fact that
those who see his websites as containing racist and
anti-semitic
comments are quick to jump to that judgement on the
surface when they
spot the word "niggah" or "Jew" in his discourse, but
those who delve
deeper into Biff's message know him to be neither
racist nor
anti-semitic. I guess it would be fair to say that his
websites contain
comments that many construe to be racist or
anti-semitic.

and HERE'S a letter from Biff to EVERYone....

Dear Members of the World Wide Web Theatre: Please
come to my Aid Party in this my hour, minute and eon
of need...There is a faggot who hates me...he's bi-
actually...i call him fag because he swishes like a
slime bag ...has no character...and no CORE
personality..just knows EVERYTHING and seeks every
avenue to defame...desecrate and demythologize my Holy
Image as The 2nd Coming of Christ in a manner of
speaking ..not to be taken PERSONALLY but ...cyberlly
as a bolt of lightning hits with abiff...it's an
e-biphany....it hit this faggot...walter l. newton of
denver...an ex-fan when he slithered up to me and said
"Kiss me"..I was singing The Man from The Thorn in
Mrs. Rose's Side...he backed away rejected and
said..."I thought you were bi-..." and turned against
me...and has been setting up hate sites ever
since...plus i had to take his old lady away from
him...she's just a cover..a beard for his
perversion..he likes to make comments abouts kids
while picking his ass and smelling his finger..he
lives in Denver..his number is 303-922-7988...he is an
"actor" for the Miner's Alley Playhous and his boss is
Rick Bernstein who is higher than walter..walter's
real name was HESS but the family back in Brooklyn
changed it to sound more english (Newton) when Rudolf
Hess escaped Hitler's Germany...I feel important cuz
someone hates me..several in fact...Perry the Shadow
Thompson because I busted him for stealing my name and
registering it as his own domain name...then trying to
sell my name back to me...i wrote a song about it
called The Ballad of Perry the Shadow...it is on the
MP3 files...the light i bring runs into a darkness so
terrible it makes me want to do physical violence to
these Moral Midgets...controlling that is only easy
when I am loved..and I have never felt loved as I have
since meeting Jenny Rockwell...called Rocky in
June...a FemiCommie from Oakland...we've never met but
have phone sex...she is expected to visit on sep. 15th
and I must ask my new doctor "Lisa something" if i can
take Cealis of Levitra just to impress Rocky with four
hours of physical erection as that Mexican Viagra made
me go blind in the left eye due to the fact i was on
German beta blockers at the time and it kept going up
down...up down...up down and whispering "
manana...manana"...please write a testimony to my
character and of my love for whatever's rocky even
though she jumped in seriously yesterday when i handed
the phone to Bonewoman who told Rocky about her new
art piece entitled "OVERKILL" or Uberkill....a dead
rat...a foot long...dessicate...thirteen knots in the
hangman's noose....swinging from the ceiling....Rocky
said that stuff is very "in" in california...after I
said.."Now listen Rocky, don;t worry ...she won;t be
here when you visit...she's.." Rocky quick came to her
sister's defense.."Oh no.we're not playing THAT game"
she said taking me seriously....i tried to explain
last nite on the phone how it's a show piece....I'm
practicing for my gig Thursday at the Neutral Ground
Coffeehouse here in N.O. ten p.m.   I will tell
all....how serious femiCommies can NOT dominate if
your HUMOURS and androgynizing is in full
view..meaning men AND women make up the
audience....and if you're playing the room you're
playing them both and a spirit emerges greater than
feminism or any-ism...so you see..wikipedia has cause
to be concerned..please write pilliard dickle and say
yes....



  

Jimi Hendrix was a Field Hand

Jimi Hendrix was a fieldhand
> workin' on a plantation, man
> owned by Bobby Dylan Hambone
> Jimi never had HIS own
>
> But I'm the MAN that got the Grand Slam
> hittin' Ho' runs for the masses
> kick dem jooz'n'nigguhz asses
> N.A.A.S.A's Spice Walk and that's what War's For
>
> NASA's out to launch
> paddin' wallets for the Paunch'n'Judy Show
> Blow the Planet Yo' ! Live on Pluto
> eatin' Mars Bars
>
> I'm the MAN that stayed behind
> kickin' you if you don't mind
> according to your needs
> your husbands' been afflicted
> and you got the Kootchie Cheese
>
> You're a little IMP
> and HE isn't Master of the Game
> Plain American IMP-erialISM
> jews in jewelled prisms holding
> heavy LIGHT ZINGIN'
> through the black night in real life
> but the movie's white
>
> I mean it's Ludacrous
> jelly turned to chocolate drops
> inside the belly quiet
> hear the baby kickin' loud
> the Ice T's spilled
> Ice Cube's justly proud
>
> that's what America needs
> and another black mouth feeds
> a husband so afflicted
> 'cuz you got da kootchie cheese
>
> hey where's my duckin' fick
> I need my fickin' rubber ducky
> just to look at call it lucky
> got da nigguhz in a row
> makin' SAFE movies by the sco'
> please mister record man
> can't you feel i'm real
> to reel and real realy?
> I got me a record deal
> this time a Touchy Feelie
>
> So far I've got four
> I don't know what fo'
> plain ol' Santa with a Ho' Ho' Ho'
> what's a white man doin' ?
> covered with SOOT
> fallin' down lookin'
> for a Bush to Put
>
> and underwear to BOOT
> a new age sensitive white man
> called Loom of the Fruit
>
> They promoted Jimi Hendrix
> to the level of houseboy status
> but the jew he remained
> masked and anonymous
> conducting WAR for the Hero to get
> down the Rocky Rose with a heroin
> an addict whose soul died from within
> according to the needs
> of a husband who's afflicted
> 'cuz his girlfriend's got
> da kootchie cheese
>
> you can bank it's a hold up
> you can stick up
> just as long as he sings
> HER song and stick it in
> almost a little not for long
> 'cause
>
> Jimi Hendrix was a field hand
> and I'm feeling frisky
> sittin' on top of the World Wide Web
> lookin' down at Dylan whistlin' Dixie
>
> I remember that night at the Gaslight Cafe
> Bob Dylan was Biased
> His girlfriend was Joan Bias
> He introduced us and I said "Joanie WHO?"
> just to settle a score of a year and a half before
> 'cuz THIS time it was ME recovering from
> two roaring encores
>
> but back then it was We Shall Overcome
> and then Overcome more and more
> when it comes to Jack Fate Too Late
> We Shall Overcompensate
> and the monster of poor folks you see
> has grown into the African-American
> Entertainment Aristocracy
>
> what's happened to the Black Revolution
> beats me
> it's gone from the streets
> to the suites you see
> but back then I was singing Louder than ANYONE
> when Joanie Bias came up to me so proud
> and said,"You're singing too loud !"
>
> I didn't think you could sing too loud about Civil
> Rights and making amends
> for 400 yrs. of torture and I said,
> "Joanie WHO ? And you're with Bobby WHO?"
> The owner of the plantation man
> where Jimi Hendrix is a Seattle field hand?
> The Masters AND the Slaves of War masked
> and anonymous fat cat rabbi readin' from the Torah
> his barnacle a-pier-ing now in the Chronicles
> excuse me PLEASE
> but I'm not GONNA excuse uptown nigguhz'n'jooz
> I KNOW I can be excused
> and this burned out fuse
> re-fused
>
> Jimi Hendrix was a Field Hand
> and I'm feelin' kinda frisky
> sittin' on top of the world wide web
> screaming like a jet
> through the Internet
> lookin' down at Dylan's Bias
> whistlin' Dixie.
>
> 

Picasso meets Modigliani

The World Wide Web Theatre presents...."Picasso and
Modigliani"

The only way I can get her back is to write songs
that make her cry
more than he does
and in the MEAN time and I mean MEAN
time she got a girlfriend
that was mine
so I'm drinkin' wine
and learnin' how to whine
when I sing the blues
.. to ..
attract a mate
and go out on a blind date
and ask "HER" ..."What's your sign?"
and tell her..."WOW! THAT'S EXACTLY MINE!"
AND WRITE IT DOWN ...in black and white
like a zebra
and tell her," You're a Libra."
'cuz she lives in Californee-oh !
where they get horney-oh...
and act like savages
in Borneo
where you got to...got to...got to...got to....
take a chance
'cuz Feminism KILLED...romance...
"Hi...I'm Brad take off your pants...yo..."
whoa....you looked like a GIRL...
I didn't KNOW you were a....
......LEO !!!!!

The only way I can get her black
is to feed her RED
red beans and rice
from New Or-LEENZ...nice....
and to explain to her way out there
in California which is
....square...
that she's going through a normal
white person's struggle where
The Hegelian Dialectic inevitably
runs into Existential Despair
and you find it's your inevitable DOOTY
to shake yo' booty
and drop a lotta fat black comediennes
all over Afghanistan
and get 'em to work..uh....
wearing giant thongs
cuz ain't NO WAY
a fat black comedienne gonna
WEAR a goddam BURKA...!

She didn't mind leavin' her daddy
and all her friends in Oakland
but she could NEVER leave behind
Ol' JIM vanMORRISON
she was still wearing bobby sox
even though he TOLD her he
wrote a cookbook on
ETHEREAL CHINESE COOKING
called "Astral Woks"

So he waited for her to call
it was a lover's quarrel
she was drunk
that's all
"That's not fair" she said between
me and you but she didn't say,
"That's not true..."

"You want my BODY" she teased
sure..........................
but it was really HER
who really wanted HIM to want
HER.........................
.....................pure...
bodies come and go
but words stick like
a lure
and even more the SOUND of
a rush in the night givin' ground
and the crackin' mound
and groans that'll make you quake'n'shake
and push you over the edge and
edge-cate
grab onto a house
which is already there
it's his HOME broken down to just
"Ho'me...HO'me..."
and besides ..it's YOU callin' HYMN
on the telly phone settin' on his
belly
his own....
bringin' your warrior friend
Ol' Jim vanMorrison
which he can dispatch
with a flick of a wrist stop watch
it's the end

good thing his VYFE called just then
not his wife..his VYFE from GERMANY
when she returned from Italy
full of vim and vigor
just in time to hear
The Tale of Jenny Rockwell-White
girl wanting to know MORE
about the BLACK community and
accidentally running into the
night
wigguh
with a nippie
higguh
his VYFE Susanna ...born in Germany
but enthralled by Modigliani
she THRILLED to his tales of
seeing movies in New York City

The California girl was drunken jelly
with a mouse already painted on her belly
we could move now to Susanna's daughter
Freya ...age thirteen....
growing pubic hair the artist would wait
until a veritable bush sprouted first rate
and Mother could SNIP a SNIPPET
and one of her own
that would be great
and send it to the artist in a
plastic bag
so he could paint a portrait
called "Young Girl and Old Hag"
and PASTE the hair in the proper place
so the painting would really HIT YOU in the face

how can you lose?
Globalizing
sticky Glueball Village Values...
mother and daughter each
growing hair
one old and dark
one light and fair
one step past Picasso and Modogliani
one step past an American Flag
poured on Naked Natalie
one step past Jackson Pollack
combining photography
on the undisputed Queen of a north
Georgia Nudist Colony
one step past Camille Pissarro
Pissarro who painted each leaf
to look
JUST SO...
Then Paul Cezanne comes along
and YO !
smudges the painting of
Camille Pissarro
and finally Thelonius Edvard Munck
slashes away and rips off a HUNK
of paint with his
beak in a dream
that ends up a SHRIEK
and a SCREAM
and to wrap it all up
some guy named FONTANA
slashes the canvas and there's
Joe Montana
hurling a strike
for red beans and rice
streaking the sidelines
and giving advice
to those who would be
on the receiving end
of a mouse on a belly
when it comes time to
bend
over and sober
he slashes away
in the night
artists know
when they're having-a-day.

Blue Plate Special Pie Plate

The World Wide Web Theatre presents..."A Letter from
Serious"

> Hi Biff, how are you doing? I hope the heat and
> humidity is not getting to you.. Are you still
> performing at the Neutral Ground Coffeehouse? How
> many
> weeks till autumn starts in New Orleans? How will
> the
> Saints do this year?
> Hi Peter, I liked your song! I am sending you
> positive
> thoughts that you will be reunited with your family
> and will find a home.....did you hear about the
> space
> walk and how the space shuttle was repaired? They
> just
> put their minds to it...they made it strong in the
> broken places...We all can mend what is broken in
> our
> lives, I think. I hope that all will be much better
> in
> your life Peter. Take care, everyone....from
> Serious.

Dear Serious...you sound like you're awfully lonely
and could use a kiss.....the Saints will win the Super
Bowl...everybody knows that......Autumn will begin
officially on October 12th at two in the afternoon as
usual when cooler dryer air drifts through the French
Quarter from the north..until then ..we all enjoy
bathing for this fourth straight month in the
Notorious King Zulu African Sauna.... I have signed
this year with FOUR Record companies ....Greg
Clevenger the CEO of Wascals Wecords and Dee Wee Deez
makes waffles...simple waffles....one at a
time...butter...syrop...knife, fork and eat...Greg
lives in Kansas a RED STATE...that's ONE RECORD
company...TWO is RPM in London distributed by Cherry
Red Records....I just designed the cover for the Fall
release of a compilation Biff Rose cd....it is a self
portrait with my legendary red and white t-shirt
waving from a flagpole...the legend being the updating
or 2nd coming or "Second Helping of Christ" version as
"Take up Thy T-shirt and F0LLOW me...." ....instead of
" take up thy cross and follow me" which I leave to
the wooden people ..(wooden ya know it?)....who have
lost their way and have only a CHIP of a true cross
left so that they can carry that chip on their
shoulder....and the THIRD company I've signed with is
Runt Records in Berkeley. They've scheduled a Fall
release of Thorn and Chill for a double cd....and the
ads will feature Jenny Rockwell naked lying flat and
my painting of a mouse on her belly with its tongue
reaching down touching her pubic hair and the message
"Mousie Tongue" a play on words for Mao Tse Tung....to
round up the masses through Internet Lightning Bolts
of DOT COMmunism...and the FOURTH record company
is..... I have signed with "Kiss My Acetate Records"
out of Brooklyn,N.Y. which manufactures only 78 rpms
cuz they talk FAST in the Northeast corridor...
....Steve Espinola is CEO of "Kiss My Acetate" and we
made our first two 78 records two weeks ago....on PIE
PLATES...vinyl pie plates...I ate spaghetti and meat
sauce off of one then washed it in the sink...took
pictures... then played my career ..it was scratchy
like 78s of around 1925 are supposed to be..which is
what people want these days when they play 78s...and
the idea is to bring politics and entertainment
together for America. This will be achieved on August
24th in Olathe, Kansas . Greg Clevenger the CEO of
Wascals Wecords in Kansas which is a RED State makes
waffles with butter and syrop and I will EAT them off
of a BLUE STATE SPECIAL VINYL PIE PLATE cut just for
this occassion to bring BLUE states into America's
mainstream of eating as 78 people are fast talking and
from New York mostly and are hated by Red State people
because of the Democrats and Kerry and waffling....

Love

The World Wide Web Theatre presents..."You Rotten
Stinkin; Whore From Hell..."

--- jenny rockwell <jennyrocky@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

> just woke up.  slept like a baby.  i have to go to
> work, otherwise i
> would just put my chin in my hands and read this
> email over and over and
> over.  well it's gonna be a good day.
> unidentifiable jealousy, i have
> it with you too, there is no clear object of the
> jealousy, and i will
> never allow it to let me be possessive.  I think I'm
> jealous of the
> brightness of your light, feel engulfed by it.  I
> feel I am a slight
> twinkle next to your solar explosions.  that you
> would notice
> me........it really keeps amazing me ...........and
> then i think, it's
> just because i'm young and then you think, it's just
> because i'm famous,
> etc.   ....and well the airport......i know, what
> the fuck is gonna
> happen at the airport??!!!!!  i hate you, that is
> good one.  that'll
> would've been perfect but now you ruined it by
> telling me ahead of time
> so you'll have to think of something different nnow.
>  How bout a bundle
> of rotten flowers something like that......

Dear Jenny...How DARE you say I have to come up with
something different....we're already destroyed...my
so-called overwhelming solar brilliance or whatever to
your twinkling little doo wah is finished the first
time I cum and it ain't even in and you say
hmmmph...LeRoy went five minutes....Tyrone ten...I
would've expected at LEAST fifteen from YOU..I mean
you did a year on Johnny Carson you can at LEAST give
ME fifteen minutes...give me those rotten flowers you
fraud..i'm gonna go write up a blog.....
> 

God and the Evil Sprout

The 2nd Helping of Christ presents...."To be
FRANK...YOU are RIGHT on the MOONEY....

dear Frank Mooney of Philly...let this be as a Letter
to the Philadelphians from St. Paul two thousand years
ago organizing Christianity...this is the
re-organizing in terms of the 2nd Helping...I am
PAUL,,,nicknamed Biff...not a Saint...but a Saints
FAN....if you recall...Paul met Jesus on the Road to
Damascus and fell on his Ass 'cuz this voice got to
him....said, "Saul Saul, why persecutest thou me..?" 
Later for Paul...THEN it was still Saul ...Saul of
Tarsus a city ion Turkey...Saul had been persecuting
Christians but after he got that blast from the past
he turned around and organized the church around LOVE
to the point where he even said...."In Christ there IS
no male or female...." I add for the 2nd Coming and
your Helping Hand....There IS no male or female in
Christ...only female and e-mail..."....you know i am
perfectly frank and i am right on the mooney cuz YOU
are Frank Mooney and as long as YOU have a vested
interest in these big deals then little by little it
dawns on you..the light...the new edge..the
edge-cation of people..the adding to the myth of jesus
chrsit a rose...as in..it suddenly hits you like it
hit St. paullll don't KILL people..LOVE them and
organize them together...that is what YOU and I are
doing..though it seems strange to you..still you have
the seed of...more than the secede FROM faith...I can
tell...you have said so...the idea jesus chriost rose
..is the one i add my flower to...a flower child back
then....a seeming drop..who knows when....a venus fly
trap now...and then we come to the choosing of
apostles or disciples or daCybers as lightning strikes
and we fall on our ask-us anything....we'll hit you
with ABIFF and lay a rose on the grave of your former
ways of thinking about "fixes"...like Paul Williams
met Biff on the Road to Damsscus but we don't say
Damascus..we say DaMasks..cuz it was Hollywood....and
everybody back then knew there is something happening
here..like you, Frank...something is happening but you
don't know what it is....but you know damn well it
ain;t bob dylan....i'll be letting you in on e-vents
taking shape now in Palatine...that;s a suburb of
Chicago...Palatine....Bob Nelander is my
Biffliographer...been that way since 1985....there was
a confrontation....a mad comic /....what else???????
calling himself The Little Guy and professing "peace"
and "Love" raised a two by four against his brother in
anger and Nelander moved in and made a decision for
peacve...."No little guy..that's not the way.." and
disarmed the mad man...saved my life..it was like that
one lone Chinese guy standing before a tank in
Tiennamen Square...right here in the center of
america//the family that grows from that moment in in
a new configuration of family-ing...orI prefer
ICONfiguration....YOU are PHILLY..the Body by Fischler
is Steve Fischler in Hollywood...the e.s.p-in.ew
o.rleans,La...is Steve E.s.p.inola in Brooklyn...these
boys been wit me a lon-n-n-n-ng time.....Paul met Biff
on the Road top DaMasks......williams sings "We've
only just begun..." Biff ..it hits him....begun what?
..and who's we?   and I say "We've only just
b.b.gun..and invoke Linda Wolfe and her interview with
me in the 2004 issue of her new york based rag,
B.B.Gun...a punk zine.....every word is a jewell that
can illuminate these bolts where the samzy ones who
would fool you with....we've only just begun are
challenged to speak the truth/////and the web is our
playgound....Bob Nelander is our chronichler I call
The Nelander Koranicles to bring in Islam thru the
KORAN..it needs u[pdating by young American Muslim
writers just as the Old Testament..or Testicle needed
updating thru the New Testament..or Testicale that
makes for that fat book about all the jews...and then
one jew...all the rest kinda put aside cuz they can't
be him....the "we go" and the "ego" again..the "We go"
being the collective..the tit..the "ego" being the
nipple.....Steven Foster is Detroit...YOU are
Philly....Bob Nelander is Chjicago....Joe Chandler is
Atlanta....Thom Moore is the Bay Are...oakland/san
fran.....Col. Roy Pemberton is Ponca Oklahoma....DAmN
Raymond is Denmver/Boulder...calls himself DAmN...cus
in the theatre of expression focussed in the Mountain
states..I made Walter L. Newton "God: for the
theatreof the world wide web ..as he was producing a
play i was in...but he turned out to be an ass hole
who came on to me ...was rejected and so now stalks me
to destroy me...i tell you..once you see what God is
and realize you can't turn walter into wine...he'll
whine you;ll realize you have to walk on walter...he
is in cahoots with the EVIL Sprout...Loran Frazer...a
priest in Aleister Crowley's group..the O.T.O.  the
Ordo Templi Orientes...and easy group to destroy..all
you have to do is tell the truth and have the WILL to
stare them down....all they have an preach is THE
WILL...and they lose because they use the word "WILT"
instead of "WILL"..as in...."Do what thou wilt...."  
they wilt all right....go ahead...ask questions about
the 2nd Helping..I double dog DARE ya......yo...b.


  

Jimi Hendrix was a Field Hand ...a rap by b.rose

Jimi Hendrix was a Field Hand ......by b.rose

Jimi Hendrix was a field hand
workin' on a plantation, man
owned by Bobby Dylan HAM...bone..
...Jimi Hendrix never HAD his own

but I'm a MAN that got the GRAND SLAM
hittin' Ho' RUNZ fo' da Massa's...
kick dem jews and nigguhz asses...
MASSA'S HOME and that's what
War's For
N.A.S.A.'s

Out to Launch and
pad day wallets
fo' da Paunch'n'Judy Show
and blow the planet....yo...
and live on Pluto
eatin' Mars Bars

I'm the MAN that stays behind
kickin' you if you don't mind
according to your NEEDS
your husband's been AFFLICTED
and YOU got da KOOTCHIE CHEESE

yeah yo' husband's been a WIMP
a precious little IMP
when it comes to being a MAN ..he ISN'T
and THAT'S why it's called American IMP-
erialism
PRISON headin' for
the Heavy Light
sing'n'ZINGIN"
through the Night
real life Blackey
yo' MOVIE'S WHITE

I mean it's Ludicrous
the jelly's turned
to chocolate drops
inside the belly.....quiet...
hear the baby kickin' LOUD !!!
Ice Tea's all SPILLED
Ice CUBE'S PROUD

THAT'S what America NEEDS
another BLACK MOUTH FEEDS
and yo' husband..he's AFFLICTED
cuz YOU got da KOOTCHIE CHEESE
kootchie kootchie koo
mommy ...daddy DO love YOU

something slimey here that's fishy
hey I'm drowning all entangled
with this California Octopussy
WHERE'S MY DUCKIN' FICK
I NEED my fickin'rubber ducky
just to LOOK AT
call it lucky

got da nigguhz in a row
makin' SAFE movie by the sco'
please mister record man
can't you FEEL
I am real to reel and real
REALLY
can't you get me another record deal
this time a Touchy Feelie

so far all I've got is Fo'
been playin' SANTA with a Ho' Ho' Ho'
what's a white man DOIN' covered
with SOOT 'n' blundering
around for a BUSH to PUT
his Presence of BEING
just in time for Ol' Nick

under the ample underarm
swishin hiss in a panic
call Ol'SPIC
and some underwear to BOOT
for that Wife Man name of
Loom of the Fruit

then promptly promote
one Jimi Hendrix
to level of Houseboy Status
but the jew remains masked and anonymous
conducting War For
the HERO to get IN
through Rocky Rose's Heroin
and the addict whose soul died
from within
according to the NEEDS
of one AFFLICTED
'cuz his girlfriend got
da Kootchie Cheese

NOW she's gettin' MEAN
looks like he be GREEN
and the Big Tom More'n'More
she let the dickin'
comin' SOON to New Or-LEENZ
Rocky and Bullwinkle
soon to be seen

she's a BANK he MAY hold UP
in a STICK up
long as he don't STICK it in

Big Tom More'n'More
looks to hymn as to a DOOR
open to a whore
of Heaven Hellbent
for the prize
of Parrots telegraphing RIZE

RIZE is SPENT and Crumping Queenz of ol' time scrilla
hubba hubba thrillah dillah
kootchie kootchie
Son of Flicka
say, uh, CHEESE !