Letter to Pope Joan

Open Letter to Pope Joan...
i saw the word GOD in the text below and turned off as
GOD is or WAS Walter in Denver and you are being
idiotically habitually stubbornly in the traditional
manner of parrot repitition saying "GOD" when deep in
your heart you know and believe in the "Unspoken Word
for GOD"...you may argue that the word is unspoken in
the text...merely written... but that won't get you by
me...and I will destroy ALL those who "believe" in GOD
as spoken and written and reveal to them how ...as
JoAnne Osborne sang it.."What if God was one of
us...just a slob like one of us...." and furthermore
posit that God is/was Walter in Denver a slob to be
sure and a bi-sexual alcoholic schizophrenic
sociopath....i am THE MAN..THE MAN I AM "names" God
and gets broads like you to "believe" in my rap until
you wake up becausr your grandmother is JEWISH and as
jewish you are to believe in the UNSPOKEN WORD for
God..so if you MUST "USE" a word to get across your
latter day romanticism with re sunshine and lollipops
and that acid kickin' in...use THE ALMIGHTY as the
ALMIGHTY won't mind and you'll blow peoples minds with
the fact you CARE for them and the language they use
when it comes to the divine....other than that you
will continue to be lazy and won't win me over but
incur my wrath because I care for you and your
mind..your JEWISH heritage and that of your
grandmother's and I will invoke the laziness of your
Husband in praying last Thanksgiving and mentioning
Jesus Christ and when I called him on that traditional
praying....he said..."Now I know why you and my wife
get along so well..you're both jewish.." It was a
"slam" at me of course because I am NOT jewish but I
KNOW what they believe and they are RIGHT..the
UNSPOKEN Word is way-y-y-y-y more powerful....than the
( shh-h-h-h-h naming of the Almighty as GOD or
ALLAH...)....to the point where a guy like me can make
"God"... Walter in Denver and try for with others to
turn walter into wine but instead he whines and whines
and so walter is now thrown down to "The Evil Sprout"
..Loran Frazer his head-bed-mate..and we walk on
walter.....good and evil are now and forever united in
walter and loran and THE MAN ( that I AM)...calls the
game ..and the fires of hell and evil thru the wrath
of god are visited upon me with lightning bolts thru
the web of hate and the hate web site walter and Loran
Frazer have re-installed..the lies written in:
biff_rose.biffrose ... and YOU know it..and YOU are my
FIRST and greatest defender among women....against the
final togerness of god and evil against me as the Man
triumphs even through their phuckin' boowah and grows
stronger thereby 

Hooray for Holy Woo-O-O

The No but thanks for asking Theatre presents..."Now
Listen Body by Fischler and let me EDGE=cate thee
about Hollywood and the Record Business.....now pay
attention...."

--- Steve Fischler <zbestwun2001@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

>
> Biff-A-Rammmaah,
>
> Ain't dis da same Pat Nolan that just gave you one
> of
> the 3 pennies that you made of your 2 contract
> deals.
>
> Cuz if it is....oh me  oh my, whooooosh.......you be
> pizzzing this dude off it seems.
>
> What cha gonna duuuu when that check for 1 penny
> bounces and your only gots 2 pennies left......oh me
> oh my...
>
> Pat you gots a mean ole Biff-Miester on a RAGE it
> seems....shit, and howdi hi bob....I bet he is your
> star artist also on the lable.  Afta All vaht label
> would call it's self RUNT or GRUNT???? Oh Wait, Da
> starship gots Grunt I think.
>
> Neva heard of ya....in all my years in
> hOLLYwIERD....
> AND dey numba many....
>
> Buuuuuyah Patty  Buuuuuuya.
>
> BBFH

Dear Body by Fischler....Thom More is
singer,songwriter and an old b. rose fan..he turned
PAT THOMAS A and R of RUNT Records out of Berkeley
onto Biff and Pat Thomas gave me two pennies top
sign..they will be releasing my first two albums in
the Fall...Thom More is referred to as the BIG TOME
more and More...he introduced me to Jenny Rockwell,
Libraian who said, "I want to marry you " and "Will
you paint my body?"... so she will be flying out her
sept. 15 to see if we communicate as well in person as
on the phone and thru e-mail and thru our blog
ca,es...check out biffrose.blogspot.com ...jenny
rockwell is aka ROCKY and SAUNDRA..all three of them
adore me because I disrespect each of them in a
socially acceptable manner ..er...womanner....ROCKY
is..well..we have kinda a rocky relation....Jenny
..well....ah'm just talkin' bout mah jen jen jennifer
ration..and Saundra...I just made that up to get the
other two off the hook and give me someone to TALK to
who's TOTALLY affected.....Pat Nolan is a groupie I
met in 1972 at Richard Harding's Quiet Knoight in
Chicago...where I was Headlining and JIM CROCE was
opening....I could not believe people ame to see him
sing songs structured like the early sixties folk
music..i thot we had outgrown that/....his epitaph is
"I Have A Name"...right.....Pattie and Adrian were
groupies..both weighed a ton and blocked the sidewalk
so I took them both to bed and after that Pattie gtrew
attached to me in a groveling manner and Adrian
married a Martin Mull poster....by 1976 I returned to
Holluywood after living in my van six years and Jeff
Wald Helen Reddy's husband said, "Biff's back...hey
biff...ya got some some change waiting for you at A
and M..." It was eight thousand dollars..royalties
having accumulated due to David Bowie feeling guilty
for trying to do MY music and paying me tribute so I
started a record compant called DOWNPAT RECORDS and
made Pattie Nolan the President as she was
undefines..unrefined but marched in the streets with a
billion other fat feminists wanting to get laid..she
sold a thousand of my 7th album Roast Beef....and then
as I wrote my 8th album..THEE MESSIAH ALBUM....women
started gathering and Pattie grew so insanely jealous
I had to get Biblical on her.....I left America to
teach at a German University...1982-4...residence then
came back where Pattie needed help..she's blind in one
eye...literally can't see much out the other...went
under the knife..I house sat..that was our
closest...jan.85...by june i hooked up with DURTTY
NELLIE'S a low rent comedy club ijn Palatine..a white
burb of chi...patti was tangential to the theatre
unfolding in "Palestine"......George Carlin came to
perform at Durty Nellie's.....Prof. Irwin Corey...Gabe
Kaplan had to cancel due to a poker match in
Vegas..David Letterman was scheduled to come to
Palestine for Christmas but I sent a LETTER, man ,to
KING DAVID telling him...trouble was brewing...the
little guy who called himself "the little guy" was
going back on his word to let my Goddaughter..his
daughter HEADLINE for Letterman...if you really want
to know details...i will supply them....Carlin came
August 16th...i think...1985..tickets were twenty five
bucks....tickets were a bar of soap you were supposed
to wash your mouth out with cuz it
s the mid west...I advertised George on the marquee as
George O'Carlin...all the performers I advertised as
IRISH cuz it was DURTY NELLIE'S ..an old Irish legend
against the brits...a rat in a beer....pissed off the
redcoast in 17 something....George stared up at the
marquee...stared at the apostrophe...George
O'Carlin....see The Little Guy who wants to be a
comedian moved to Hollywood and when he'd run into
stars or half stars in Von's or Safeway he'd say as he
did Carlin.."George Carlin...I love your work..and my
wife Joan is having our fourth child JOSH and we'd
like YOU to be GODFATHER...." george said o.k. ..then
he met me at some off track comedy boite across the
street sideways from hollywood high and said "Biff
Rose....i certainly admire your work and me and my
wife Joan would like YOU to be the Godfather of our
FIFTH child Joy Gabriells..." so I said yes and in
august 1986 george and i posed for the photos as
godfathers to Josh and Hoy and george took me on the
raod for four concerts cuz he saw i was poor and
humble but rich with the spirit of the LOWERED plus he
stared at the apostrophe in "O'Carlin and said.."Ya
know it's funny. my manager is Gerold Hamza and he's
Lebanese and HAMZA in Lebanese means APOSTROPHE.." so
that's the story of sell out in hollywood in contrast
to GIVE OUT IN PALESTINE..the manager you call to get
the BIG BUCKS..HE's the broker..between the O ...the
end...and the carlin.....I am the O and the A..the
omega and the alpha the N and the beginning but that's
too e-soteric for now...what was the question..oh
yes..Pat Nolan...she was left out of all these
partyings in Palestine and couldn't really abide not
being center stage and still can't..but she'll just
have to now won't she.....ask specific questions Mr.
Hollywood....remember we are a nation caught between
two oceans of thought ..the Frantic and
Specific...with a gulf between the two...yo......b.
> --- paul rose <biffrose2020@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > The World Wide Smoke,Fire and Brimstone Theatre
> > presents...."The Record Biz"
> >
> > Dear Madame President Pat Nolan of Downpat
> > Records....in response to your letter below....i
> > didn't "WISH" anyone dead who isn't already "dead"
> > and
> > you're goddam right...I'm a mean son of a bitch
> and
> > I'm gonna get MEANER than that and I MEAN
> > BUSINESS...and that's the Golden "MEAN" meaning
> the
> > gold in the middle of the rainbow's pothead when
> all
> > is in perfect Mother focus mothuhphuckuh you
> simple
> > dip shit cunt wipe no offense meant and i'm sure
> > none
> > was taken and furthermore.....Jenny ...Jenny Jenny
> > won't you come along with me jenny jenny woo jenny
> > jenny...together we are going to teach YOU and
> that
> > DORKbrain you are MARRIED to just what "marriage"
> is
> > all about bitch...you are the Institution of
> > marriage
> > cuz you both belong in an INSTITUTION....you had
> to
> > GET married cuz you can't BEE married like me and
> > jenny jenny jenny won't you come along with
> > me...talkin' about mah jen jen jennifer
> > ration.....jenny rocky saundra...all three of us
> are
> > establishing the instant TOOTIN' of
> > marriage...tootin'
> > our own hornies...open to announcing our poetry to
> > the
> > world and backing you ass hole/ah soul. our soul
> > retardoze up against the wall mothuhphuckuh...you
> > phucked with the WRONG ROSIE when you phuckjed
> with
> > my
> > marriage in the instant of TOOTIN"..the
> > insta-tootin'
> > of marriage as SOUP-earier to the Institution of
> > marriage which i as jesus shun and shunned as the
> > InstituSHUN of marriage...something you "get" ..my
> > black ass bitch...and the joy you might have felt
> in
> > being open to the love I feel for what's Rosey
> when
> > it
> > comes to candy and dough and Rosemary Candido for
> > our
> > little film "Biff's baby Rosemary"...well..don't
> get
> > me started.....why do you think The Wedding Feat
> and
> > I
> > "MEAN" FEAST... at Cana where Jesus turned the
> water
> > into wine only features JESUS by name and nobody
> > even
> > REMEMBERS the names of whoever in the phuck "GOT"
> > married...cuz it's NOT IMPORTANT to "GET"
> > married..it's important to B married even if it's
> > only
> > A marriage in a B movie....THIS is the
> screen..this
> > computer video feasting on the beloved....the
> > preception...of course
> > I'm only the ARTIST...YOU'RE the PRESIDENT of the
> > company but I MADE you and I will BREAK you for
> EVER
> > putting down one of my little ones..they are
> > precious
> > to me....why just the other day jenny jenny jenny
> > told
> > me K>K. DJ at Cal-Berkeley played my American
> Waltz
> > on
> > the college station...of all songs ! ....it's the
> > spirit of giving through selling and buying..it's
> > the
> > spirit of dying.....but we all love to dance our
> > American Waltz..it's our dream come false......but
> > we
> > LOVE it that way....and Monday I am going to send
> > Jenny jenny jenny a cd of my little hip hop
> > group...B-DAB from Detroit the brilliant hip hop
> > song
> > written by their leader Steven Foster...he alludes
> > to
> > ....we LOVE it that way !!!...and should be a real
> > sequential followup to american walts for
> > cal-berkely
> > and the Second Happening....NORTHEN California
> this
> > time...you remember SOUTHERN California don't
> > you...1968..Fill Your Heart with LOVE Today...you
> > remember don't you Madame Prez.....lollipops and
> > bubble gum//////
> > 

The World Wide Web Theatre

The World Wide Web Sweetness Theatre presents..."Dear
Jenny...I guess you call it falling in love..."

see Jenny...now that you confess there was a "third
party" in your falling dream and reaching out...and
grabbing my t-shirt...or was it me...I recall your
saying t-shirt and saying it was white..I only
saw...red..but hey..red and white..that's cool..i have
a history of seeing red and white...the wars of the
roses....die weisse rose auf deutsch...that's "The
White Rose" in nazi germany...kids who distributed
leaflets warning the people...do you know what's
happening to our country??? can you see those boxcars
rolling thru your villages/./...????? transporting
people to their deaths???.the kids were caught..they
were called "Die Weisse Rose" ..the white
rose.....they were executyed by the Gestapo...they
were instrumental in re-educating the German people
about how to protest and how it's o.k. even if you
have to die for your beliefs...that's a hard one....i
want to dye thirty bras BIG TOM more and more can get
us from that bra sniffing factory he works in...round
up thirty girls...aw hell...a dozen will be
fine...maybe just a couple.....and string a dozen bras
painted...dyed... with the american flag and swing
them around like jump rope and set them on
fire..burning bras painted with the american
flag...the red rose...Die Rote Rose..the Germans will
understand the Germans VILL unterschtand !!!    the
"third party" in the dream is Pat the Bureaucrat..;my
own Pattie Nolan the drag who was only invited to the
BIG PARTY in Palatine but thinks of herself as CENTRAL
to everything being a monster ego trip with a limp
dick ass hole/ah soul/our soul... for a retarded hubby
o.k.ing just about everything the bitch does.....when
she put down my "Rosie" outlook for candy and
dough..in the form of Rosemary Candido...she committed
CyberCide.....it begins to make sense now...your essay
on the problems you have getting across simple things
and practical at the Rockridge Library ....I will be
getting across your ideas and struggle with Pat the
Bureaucrat you have to work around....and the dream
you had about  falling...falling...falling...where you
landed on top of me and I broke your fall...then the
new addition where YOU PUT ME under you and
...again..your fall was brokem..but there IS that
subtle "control" element...where YOU PUT ME UNDER
YOU..and the whole thing is so damn healthy...cuz
you'll be coming here so far and I have sent YOU the
money and YOU will be looking for a job but I am under
you as a support financially until you can put ME
under you and get a job and I can sit around and watch
TV which is the way it SHOULD be....until I can write
some DECENT SONGS and STOP just MESSING AROUND
all-l-l-l-l the time....

Rosemanse is in the Heir

all that you fight for
fought for and only
fit for
words that start with "F"...
trooping through the pages
sentries stiff
with
ages miff'n'myth
and riff
and now abiff

bam and thankee ma'am
and then yo'....laugh

and left behind
right on time
your back
broodin' moodin'
food for phucking fueling feuds
cold fjords

more dings writ
than could cud'n'cuddle
muddin' a muddle
elmer fudd'll

e'er be said
dead this ain't rap
dis rep ...da white boy daddy
livin' in the past of serious
and consequential
hey
but hay
the last straw
that's what's fur
the last raw daughter

once removed she blanched
and laughed a what's that mean
I mean
he'd take time to explain
contort convert cavort
i mean what's he got to lose?

freedom's nothing HE ever had
just a lotta politicians rot
freedom
just another politician sayin'
I want what you've got

the tone so sweet
are YOU the one the beat mah meat?
I know the CHOSEN in a trance
two eminem emperor penguins
cold embrace
romance
its uh gold'n bare....

a gig
from A- Whole to O-land
jerry rig

My Rocky Rod

Who is this "Rocky" who writes about me on a blog site associated with the name Jenny Rockwell......I need a date for the prom